Friday, November 12, 2004

election over, back to sodomy as usual
Remember last week's Word Hug? Fuck it.
Looking for a few good, really good men in
Peru

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Will you join me in Cascadia? Greetings from the South. It sucks here as much as you'd think.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

strong words for the South (thanks Kumar)

Monday, November 08, 2004

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Mike yelled at me and he is mean...

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

I'm George Bush, and I approved this message.

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Friday, October 08, 2004

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Hey kids! Who wants some refreshing Limeade?!

Monday, September 27, 2004

Monday, August 23, 2004

Paris Hilton's dog speaks out! (thanks Chris)

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Monday, August 02, 2004

Monday, July 26, 2004

Monday, July 19, 2004

Thursday, July 15, 2004

At Despair, we help people realize their true potential.

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Mama, in these uncertain times you should let your babies grow up to be This.
Underwater Post Office is necessary innovation.

Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Thursday, May 06, 2004

Monday, May 03, 2004

Kirk Cameron wants to save your mom. (Choose hi-speed connection for best Kirk!)

Sunday, May 02, 2004

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

Monday, April 19, 2004

Monday, March 29, 2004

Friday, March 26, 2004

Thursday, March 04, 2004

taking the bird to the whole next level: the SUPERFINGER

Monday, March 01, 2004

Thursday, February 12, 2004

think you're cool driving around in your fancy hummer?

Monday, February 09, 2004

Friday, February 06, 2004

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Monday, February 02, 2004

your cat needs this now! I love ebay!

Sunday, January 25, 2004

Friday, January 23, 2004

Tuesday, January 13, 2004

Wednesday, January 07, 2004

What all the Big Blingers Blinged [Blought?] in 2003

Saturday, December 20, 2003

Monday, December 15, 2003

Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Monday, November 24, 2003

Do you like jailbait? (Curse you, WB network!)

Thursday, November 20, 2003

Monday, November 10, 2003

Friday, November 07, 2003

The First Baptist Church needs you to provide its message.

Thursday, November 06, 2003

Wednesday, November 05, 2003

Sunday, November 02, 2003

Former president Chester A Arthur told me about the Electric Six Gay Bar Video.

Friday, October 31, 2003

Monday, October 20, 2003

Monday, October 13, 2003

Friday, September 12, 2003