I got my anti-matter chedda.

Oldest joke ever a fart joke, a crappy one.

tender statue.

catbird.

Black History online coloring book.

This is sadly true for many of us.

The Lost Sheep (Thanks Nat)

The good news is, she's OK.

Ramen that changes flavor as you eat: soy to pork to soy ... (thanks Feihong)

MS Paint Porn (NSFW)

ghetto prom pix. classy.

holy kabob.

New Zealand, land of awesome baby names.

make your own fetus cake.

ace of cakes.

Someone's a little touchy....

high beams.

I wonder if he snapped one of Capt. Lou's rubber bands too.

finally, the mystery of my origin is revealed.

truly, the world's greatest dad.

Everyone loves a sock monkey!

Was president of his high school fraternity AND college fraternity.

Excellent gallery of Long Island DWI arrests.

Long lost relic of Mary Nisi's party

Hey guidos! Get off our island!

How to defeat Satan.

sadly, i know this site because my friend shopped on it.

hot summertime wheels.

"urban camouflage."

hottest new dj.

Things really got more hardcore after Mr. Hooper died.

Smells fishy to me...

Liberace really enjoys playing the piano.

iraqi bully.

nads?

Which one's the pitbull?

Amazing portfolio site, courtesy of my friend Gina

when you care enough to send the very best.

for those of you hoping to sample the local cuisine....

the design of this bridal shop's site says one thing to me: elegance.

ancient chinese secret.

Keep me from going laser blind.

douchebags with hot chicks.

guidos in the wild (taking mating rituals to a new level).

jesus rocks, you suck.

faceball.

You are going to fix this. I'm not joking. Your are going to make good on this error. I am warning you, I am totally serious. I have my reputation to consider.

a special search for special people

babes at the bachelor party

seriously bro, blogging is cool.

My friend David takes lots of pics of dicks. (SFW)

Ok, this is super extra double NSFW: Emoticon Vag

Bush tours America to survey damage caused by presidency

It's a jungle out there.

Artist Alert!: Dino, Las Vegas'#1 Custom Airbrush Specialist. Check out THIS ONE!

This would look lovely in your garden.

That shit aint gangsta.

fireworks safety.

for all your polygamy-baby needs!

iphone hater.

Fred Derrrrrsrt

Bid your way into custom van paradise

a nostalgic craplink.

classy photos.

What, no Hamburger Helper flavor?!

For the designers

Eddie Murphy's giant head

Technology is awesome but crapping on technology is more awesome.

Phantom poop thrower eludes capture (thanks Casey)

mmmm, Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger

Elderly Fights

Looking to sort out some Muslim hotties? I got your hook up.

Giraffe suspected in circus breakout

Don't get caught taking craps in the woods.

at least this guy knows ahead of time his date will not be ending with sweet love making.

winehouse roundhouse.

Short Circuit 3

everything you need to know about the high five.

Conservatives successfully turn a gay into a homosexual.

For craps on the go

badass.

nerds love their michael jackson.