What the fuck should I make for dinner?

Ladies do love it.

If there was a ferocious gay hipster eating animal on the loose, these guys would be in big trouble.

Flexy Beach, seems to be on the way to Sexy Beach

glamour shots.

bad seed.

does not compute.

First hair gel, now tightening gel?

flicking it.

two for one.

secession now.

awesome tryout.

yeah, man, how DO they work?

Pure motherfuckin' magic... right?

Dildo of the Month Club isn't so discreet with their mailings (SFW)

black metal baking.

star wars x bad rap.

when two great nerd tastes combine.

black metal politics.

Here... just open your mouth and I'll squirt it in.

raving unicorn trip post-teeth.