Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

MSN encourages responsible self expression - graffiti in the real world is not cool, so spray it on The Refreshing Wall, not in your 'hood.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Friday, December 16, 2005

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

There's still time! Your company NEEDS a Delorean appearance for the Christmas party.
Home Security Viking Style
The hidden truth about our nation, revealed!
Any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the "Worst Day of Their Lives!"

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Monday, December 12, 2005

Generally speaking, Democrats are lamer than Republicans. Here's proof

Sunday, December 11, 2005

George Bush gets the poo poo flag. You too can baffle your local authorities: free flags.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Stolen from defectiveyeti.com

I wonder how many Ralph Wiggum quotations are registered domain names. mefailenglish.com - check! thatsunpossible.com - check! ibentmywookie.com - check! tastelikeburning.com - check. mycatsbreathsmellslikecatfood.com - check! supernintendochalmers.com - check! Jesus, the list just goes on and on. imidaho.com still available, though.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Be glad that you don't live here this Christmas.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The Rent is too Damn High party. They were On the ballot in New York City's mayoral elections!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

don't be affraid of robots: How to Survive a Robot Uprising (thanks Lorrin!)
This is the most amazing thing I have seen in awhile: Arnold in Brazil (thanks Jason!)

Thursday, November 17, 2005

You remember the old days? The Kate Moss coked out days? (not work safe)

Monday, November 14, 2005

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The Puritans have landed and are starting to depart from Plymouth Rock. Progress might be slow, but will not be influenced by revolutionary adversaries! (Canada, Europe, etc)

Monday, October 31, 2005

Hesitant to try that new Cheerios-related product? Perhaps this will help you make up your mind.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

I was waiting for this before having kids.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Let me tell you a little story of the man with the HAIR HAT

Friday, October 14, 2005

Row Row Row your boat. This reporter makes it seem that she's paddling this canoe down a river, but notice the guys walk by in front of her.
Crappy new adventure starring Gumby
Most editorial cartoons are either smart or funny. This one is both smart and funny.
Oh, you can smell that?

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

One day we will look back on this discovery, wistfully, as the beginning of the end. But the robots will look at it as the end of the beginning.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

This guy has it all figured out. Vladimir Putin is the anti-christ, Osama bin Laden is the destroyer, armageddon will occur sometime in 2007, its all here. I would love to meet this guy at a party.
live lobster vending machine

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Follow up to the Japanese porn store items, here is the beer can in case you missed it [work safe level: 3/ 10]

Friday, September 30, 2005

Previously unreleased shiny-happy cut of The Shining

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Going out to all my Baywatch homies, This is for real, Yo.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Thursday, September 15, 2005

These are troubled times. Take a stand by signing this petition.
Thank you
Remember the Katrina fetus? It marked the coming of the Federletus.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Monday, September 12, 2005

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Yes, Kanye, but are you saying he's a Golddigger?

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Avast! Ye skalliwags best mark yer datelog with this 'ere. This fine day beith just a shallow o'er the horizon, the 19th of September. Ay, you heard it here first.
Fundamentals of Android Philosophy

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Monday, August 22, 2005

Friday, August 19, 2005

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

I have no girlfriend and television bores me.
Nobody would have been hurt if they just gave away Dells.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Thursday, August 11, 2005

here, here, Dog Poop Girl as a martyr, let's publicly shame everyone else who ignores their dog's booby-trap planting tactics.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

serge gainsbourg to whitney houston on french tv:
"i want to fuck you"

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Rep. John T. Salazar (Colo.), Keeping the World Safe From Wedding Crashers
But Not From Fat People

Friday, July 22, 2005

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Monday, July 18, 2005

who knew it was this easy to be Alanis Morissette?

Friday, July 15, 2005

I would like to introduce you to Tom Leppard

Friday, June 24, 2005

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Monday, June 13, 2005

Friday, June 03, 2005

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

please PLEASE don't make Dick Cheney our president.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

for those who are still "too cool" to buy CDs
avoid a wet pet with PetCast

Friday, April 29, 2005

Monday, April 25, 2005

You had your Passover Sedar while ShaBot 6000, the Rabbi, and 50-Cent did the Seda' club

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Monday, March 28, 2005

Monday, March 21, 2005

Friday, March 18, 2005

You're Wasting Your Life!!
Uncle Smoothjazz, how does the Internet work?
Why it couldn't be simpler, beeyatch.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Oral Sex According to the Word of God
Chicago Tribune writes concerned citizens worry about "gay agenda" of Marshall Field's 7 Dwarves window display [requires registration]

"When Marshall Field's employed a Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs theme for its 2004 holiday festivities, the Chicago-born retailer received some complaints that it was promoting the homosexual lifestyle, an executive said recently.

The concerned citizens divined that there was a 'hidden gay agenda' in Field's theme 'because seven men were living together,' Gregory Clark, vice president of creative services for Field's in Minneapolis, recounted last month at a Retail Advertising & Marketing Association conference in Chicago."

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

only the finest dress-up Adult diapers available on eBay.

Monday, March 14, 2005

elephants can be such assholes when they drink (thanks Sean)

Friday, March 11, 2005

Thursday, March 10, 2005

alaron.com hacked by the Cyber Terrorist Division! ... going out to the "Ape-Bush and your little bitchs." Here was the screensnap.
Watch out ladies, it's BikerFox! (Thanks Terry)

Monday, March 07, 2005

getaway to beautiful North Korea!
I am not sure what exactly is going on, but I kinda like this

Friday, February 25, 2005

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Friday, February 18, 2005

Thanks to the Microsoft knowledgebase, moms around the world can finally understand their reclusive, anti-social teenagers.
Gates casualty: Who's the Boss NOW?

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

New Mexico proposes The Right To Eat Enchiladas Act -- we can probably thank Super Size Me for this.

Monday, February 14, 2005

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Gizoogle for shizzle like the D-O-Double-Gizzle.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

I think this art is as beautiful as the music it is inspired by. (Thanks Chris!)
Are you a Rugby Superfan?

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Everyday Low Wages at Wal-Mart !
I like sherry. Sherry sherry sherry. Backdoor sherry, that is.
Jesus Geek Superstar protests "Bush is too liberal"

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Monday, January 31, 2005

Emptying your Stadium Pal is done by placing your foot on the rim of a toilet bowl, and opening the T-tap valve.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Video tribute to Fox's Mark Mathis, world's most obnoxious weatherman ... apparently fired last year for substance abuse.

Monday, January 24, 2005

Friday, January 21, 2005

do you have what it takes to be a ninja in training?
In the future there will be napping (slight return)
And if you still find Apple annoying, you might even be a hater

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Monday, January 10, 2005

Friday, January 07, 2005

Play the Rat Wheel! Hold the up button to power up, then press any number key to do a trick.

Saturday, January 01, 2005