Strip Pumpkin Carving. Please note the use of Nine Inch Nails.

sexy people, sexy times.(thanks to mgt)

i didn't know there were "men seeking satanic baby-killing pill poppers" ads on craigslist?

Only if you're good at sitting very still (via Meredith)

so not gangster (thanks Liz)

Sro Mo Comin' Atcha!

halloween ideas for the legless.

Stan Lee in San Diego in 1975

Technokat!

Real life Steve Brule.

Scott Baio is a dbag

Hot air balloons are DANGEROUS

8 months pregnant stripper attacks 52 year old stripper with stiletto

awesome beer run.

later, granny.

douchebag alert.

Sexy Halloween costumes for you and your dog (thanks Kara)

Always under construction. (via Josh)

Russian Boy Band

it's not a significant bullet.

Handmade? It looks like you made it with your feet: RegrETSY

Okay, you lazy bitch. A love note from Hunter S. Thompson

These new dollar bills are funny looking.

2012: It's a Disaster! But kinda funky too.

optical illusion