The New York Mets present the Alyssa Milano Collection

oh my dog!

most depressing job.

T.HANKS

Not too late to change cooking plans: bacon wrapped turduckin

cozy scarf.

one-stop holiday shopping!

the russian way: get drunk. get stabbed. get some sleep.

it feels very impossible!

rub a dub, fool! or if that's too aggro, may i suggest some other choices.

Two Girls, One Cup: The Movie

warning labels be damned (not for lunch reading)

Hot Lovers (thanks Gavs)

daaaaaaaaamn ... oh shiiiit!

Beware the Ninja Cats

give yourself a hand.

Van Damme: Innovator. Wordsmith. Pick-up Artiste.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes (thanks Melissa)

nothing says "holidays" more than a burning cross.

boy bands.

Don't dress up your baby. Seriously.

Get your dork on with the gadget shoulder holster

One-up your golf buddies with Flair Hair

well, at least he's honest.

take a crap, play with fire, blow yourself up.

All ye sinners, beware the Holy Tank.

i've spent all this time cultivating my real beer belly, when i coulda just strapped one on.

classy stuffing recipe. pickle removed!

crap dogs.

Kids Talk About God! (thanks Zach)

sort of defeats the purpose. wait, no this does.

Best video and song ever created by a 10 year old Canadian kid

hot new fashions.

Saved By The Bell (dirty edition). SFW!

It's time for the citizens of Batman to take a stand... against Batman

that what she said!

There were many things Obama couldn't reveal about himself during the campaign....until now!

Behold The Arctopus plays Alcoholocaust from Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning

Your rad car will not make your ugly girlfriend hot

Never too poor to draw a spider

Fifty Years of Popular Songs Condensed Into Single Sentences

What cho talkin' bout, Mondays?!

feel-good hit of the summer!

back in the day, the band ALL had a homemade one called the trailblazer.

He loves a fat girl

Why my farts don't stink

Here is an animated gif that captures what everyone is feeling today.

I think every family could use Scott's help

finally it is easier to find your manties in the dark.

finally a gift for the divorcee in your life.

Nicolas Sarcozy impersonator (Canadian comedian) prank calls Gov. Palin