See that YouTube video of Awesome Party Guy during the party.

wicked nice bracelet.

pet leopard.

Math Clock

i thought "trapped in the closet" was about gay thugs on the d.l., not pie-eating midgets?

me so holy.

The Mitt Romney "provide your own caption" photo contest.

What daddy is going to get his little girl who he wishes was a boy.

James Lipton, Pimp.

Building a church out of Legos in honor of your cat is not weird at all.

Marmaduke is too complicated for me

Van Halen's recent "Jump" disaster (thanks Terry).

A most literal Crap link for the kiddies

Sleep tight my cracker friend.

the secrets of top gun.

Sigur Ros: great at music, terrible at interviews

The "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks

star wars trumpet action. sweet times.

Take a bicycle ride with David Byrn

Excuse me, do you have change for this?

Best. Headline. Ever.

Staying on theme here, who knew that George loved McDonald's so much?