time to move to israel.

I want pizza, P I Z Z A!

Calling all Chubbies

Jews, jews, jews, jews, jews, delicious.

YouTube - Two Handed Great Sword

Greatest. Sword. EVER!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck should I make for dinner?

Ladies do love it.

If there was a ferocious gay hipster eating animal on the loose, these guys would be in big trouble.

Flexy Beach, seems to be on the way to Sexy Beach

glamour shots.

bad seed.

does not compute.

First hair gel, now tightening gel?

flicking it.

two for one.

secession now.

awesome tryout.

yeah, man, how DO they work?

Pure motherfuckin' magic... right?

Dildo of the Month Club isn't so discreet with their mailings (SFW)

black metal baking.

star wars x bad rap.

when two great nerd tastes combine.

black metal politics.

Here... just open your mouth and I'll squirt it in.

raving unicorn trip post-teeth.

Ever Better Than the Ones Who are Dead!

the infamous ladyboyhorse of the orient.

Say hello to my little friends.

Site back, relax and listen to some smooth Metallica

Buble has a new superfan

Pain in the ass? Tackle it. Move on.

dance lessons.

too much loud sex (again)

"massive human baby vs. car."

metal louie.

The best thing about chat roulette (no not the massive amount of penis) is the music it inspires.

Here it comes!!!

clowning around.

Set a goal and stick to it. (thanks Aron)

how do you spell class? walmart.

weird christmas.

fisting.

puff that cigar, gay boy.

People of Walmart getting violent

i knew that broderick had a foot fetish.

why stop there?

they forgot exhaustive-list-making bitches.

Awkward Boners

Victorian sh*thead ad

Ahhh, me so horny.

mini daddy.

you'd think this would be sexy with a title like that.

clapping hair. somehow not a std.

Some awesome Cat Inspired T-shirt just went on sale!

binghamton's best circa '91. (thanks Robin)

Rollover Kurt, Nirvana on ice (Thanks Rachel K!)

bea arthur. mountains. pizza.

wheel of misfortune.

fratfail.

how this vest was not a hit i will never understand.

totally believable lip syncing.

chatroulette highlights.

giving the finger.

Marcus Darc makes it "Do what it do," which apparently includes having a seizure.

The 21st Century Version of a Grade School Joke (via michael)

Watching it dump snow out my office window, I'm thinking Ski Ballet needs a comeback.

...it's motion of the ocean. (slightly nsfw)

duff proposal remix.

ski jump fail.

i never knew there was a batali encounters section of craigslist.

creepy child star knows exactly what he is singing.

winning at facebook.

Just listen to this song when you need inspiration

he must've gone to jared.

Oops! I craplinked my pants.

Socks with sandals just got weirder.

Whose website couldn't use a little help from Flash Past Your Eyes or Walk-Outs.com

somehow this is not on regretsy.

is there anything that shaq can't do? no.

you'll want to look away, but alas, you will not be able to.

just in time for valentines.

this game makes total sense.

Local commercials are only getting weirder... thanks to these guys.

Celine Dion is f***ing amazing

dude's stoked.

catroulette.

the poor man's flowbee

today in "avatar perfection"...

i am speechless. much like this gender defying deaf robot. from our new friends at holyloly. wait! there's more!

Snowpocalypse Now!

"lover of cats"

young child's life already not awesome.

Colts fan song FAIL 2

Superbowl hit song FAIL

super bowl romance.

street meat.

Manning Face

Something about He-Man always did seem to make me wonder....

bottle rocket.

"nsfw" (this is totally sfw.)

lord of the gunts.

worst political ad ever?and it's only 3 1/2 minutes long.

a fine fan site.

most likely to have had a shitty time in high school.

yard sale.

forget mom jeans, give me pajama jeans

explicit signage.

the beast with two backs.

beautiful couple.

adventures in marinade.

sexy multitasking.

shirtless fights.

must love belle and sebastian and vegan sushi.

what the duck?

gangster granny.

and i quote: "a love that never grows extinct."

My horse tastes just like raisins i dont know why? (thanks Shaun)

bigmouth strikes again.

support our troops.

Craplinks salutes Autocomplete Me!!

Remember Cool Runnings? This is better...

braineaters.

As you scroll down, his photos only get creepier...

even higher education is better with a little "coochie"

yeah i mean, this makes total sense.

star wars cake.

Yet another self-powered transportation invention to make you look like a douche

i made some mix tape covers that look like this.

ouch.

jaws. starring samuel l. jackson.

Never pay for RAM again. Just download it!

more hot chicks doing stuff.

what i love most about nicholas cage is his versatility as an actor.

ice cubes

not what they meant by "food porn."

but can she cook?

Happy New Year. Or select a different holiday if you like.

a picture worth a thousand words.

best car salesman ever.

Kurt Greenbaum forgot to register his own domain

What is it about overly expensive self published religious books and their ability to attract funny customer reviews...

how tall is arnold?

it's a win-win, really.

an entire family history in creepy christmas cards.

Lookee! Santa just came down your chimney!

she must be hit at company parties.

HP computers are not only crappy, they're racist

Probably the best "Oh Shit" moment in television history.

japanese man marries virtual girlfriend.

WTF Comcast

neckface.

back to deez nutz!.

It's christmas!

my parents totally rubbed whiskey on my gums when i was teething.

poop shoot.

salt lick.

fancy holiday lights.

Yet another bad designer touting horrible work on a horrendous website

google maps strikes again.

Will a product solely based on a sexual innuendo sell? I know I could use one...

We got that B roll (via Josh)

Who knew quilting could be THIS gay. Yippe Ki-yay, mf.

Evolution of the hipster (click to zoom in).

We've all encountered a sketchy Santa or two in our time

swear i thought the url read "ass hat tv"

if only the musical was this good, the jellicle ball woulda been a total party.

holiday hijinx.

Dog Armor (thanks Bloom)

it pays to be a caveman.

reverse cowgirl and fist bumps for health.

Bastardized Latinate band name 101

tiger woods reenactment. thank you, china.

Now THIS is how you get a message out!

finally, a cause we can all believe in.

bonerless hugging tips from christian rappers.

someone's stoked...

"I know, we can put twitter on it" = Epic billboard fail

photographic evidence of boogeymen.

and the sexless sleeping bag.

...and the stocking stuffer for the sexless.

the perfect holiday gift for that certain someone who has everything (except sex).

gilded pussies.

The Channing Show!

someday i aspire to have my own entry.

Truckers Delight NSFW

Perfect for calling those 1-900 numbers

Sexy-weird uncles discover youtube (kinda NSFW)

calling all jedis.

Keggers of Yore

"Me Jane" Hanger

lasik idol.

jerky off.

mary poppin's.

Vin Diagram

one-stop holiday shopping.

Penis Chorale Part II

feel free to explore the rest stop.

Hound dogs do have good noses!

laser pen nut shot.