sleeping bag for nerds who hate handjobs.

tote bag for nerds.

Huckabee: "we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper"

"Playing" Pi - It's high brow, It's high concept, It's stupid.

the milkmaid

mmmmmm, pizza...

Squirrel conquered, mission accomplished.

most obvious headline ever.

One question, are you nursing?

sesamecore.

Need a lift?

octodog.

Latest headline tempting women in grocery stores: Your Va-Jay-Jay

garfield minus garfield

Dickhats

Music makes the world go around.

Bush, about to autograph forehead of Ghana boy

So you think you can park a car. But are you a car parking champion?

Bad day at the office?

Hillary can't spell Toledo and posts pictures of people booing her

The iToilet

evil mashup.

Anything can happen on Swedish TV

That is some sweet bush

be the ball, danny.

good news for your hairdo, nubrella!

deals to die for!

Moon babies.

so i checked out all these and this one's the fucking crappiest.

growing up jersey.

the shades and the flowbie-do are remote controlled, too.

Organize, Share, and Discover great ganja pictures. All for FREE. (thanks Jason)

"will you sign my yearbook?"

Wicca cool

The website delivers on what it says

After loosing the Super Bowl, the New England Patriots donated all of their XXL "19-0 We Won the Super Bowl" t-shirts to a poor village in Nicaragua...then this clown rubbed it in their faces

then they made him walk the plank.

the latest in eyewear.

Goth angel

Toilet reading

meat rugs.

Sometimes, when I'm camping, I just crave frozen drinks

Seriously crappy

neighborly love.

he really picked up that spare.

be my valentine. only the finest awaits.

well spoken ginger-haired youth with drum set apparently has some beef.

just a scrappy bunch of guys from kokomo, trying to live the dream on 8 wheels.

Stuff white people like.

Awesome workout

i am officially going to hell.

Isabella Rossellini is everywhere! - and agrees with David Lynch.

Best contest ever

First growing poles, now glowing poles

finally the proper vessel for my horrible poetry.

poo from wieners results in kidnapping of jesus christ.

"roy burgandy" makes hot, impromptu spanish love on cnbc.

"astronauts get played tough, like the ukelele."

Kinda Political

Mick-sploitation

i thought they only liked donuts.

Your chance to own a piece of art history!

the best part is the whispered "sorry for my language." listen close.

Exhausted Hamburger

Bacon Peanut Brittle

Ferrari Tank

that's the way to throw yourself on the mercy of the court.

count blankula.

These in white, HOTNESS!

i love you so much i bought you a 40 pound bear.

awesome looking site, evidently for idiots.

Watch your little pole grow!

the long arm of the claw.

100% guaranteed to get you laid...

Actually, someone does bother me...

Awesome ringtones

someone needs to toilet paper this bad boy.

Stay Focused

I can't move my cart...nevermind they're moving

It's what Friday nights are made for...

smell.

workout chair for the woefully lazy.

There are some things I don't want in my pocket

Isabella Rossellini demonstrates Insect Fornication

Pretend to get your pet drunk

It's like these stories write themselves sometimes