Happy New Year. Or select a different holiday if you like.

a picture worth a thousand words.

best car salesman ever.

Kurt Greenbaum forgot to register his own domain

What is it about overly expensive self published religious books and their ability to attract funny customer reviews...

how tall is arnold?

it's a win-win, really.

an entire family history in creepy christmas cards.

Lookee! Santa just came down your chimney!

she must be hit at company parties.

HP computers are not only crappy, they're racist

Probably the best "Oh Shit" moment in television history.

japanese man marries virtual girlfriend.

WTF Comcast

neckface.

back to deez nutz!.

It's christmas!

my parents totally rubbed whiskey on my gums when i was teething.

poop shoot.

salt lick.

fancy holiday lights.

Yet another bad designer touting horrible work on a horrendous website

google maps strikes again.

Will a product solely based on a sexual innuendo sell? I know I could use one...

We got that B roll (via Josh)

Who knew quilting could be THIS gay. Yippe Ki-yay, mf.

Evolution of the hipster (click to zoom in).

We've all encountered a sketchy Santa or two in our time

swear i thought the url read "ass hat tv"

if only the musical was this good, the jellicle ball woulda been a total party.

holiday hijinx.

Dog Armor (thanks Bloom)

it pays to be a caveman.

reverse cowgirl and fist bumps for health.

Bastardized Latinate band name 101

tiger woods reenactment. thank you, china.

Now THIS is how you get a message out!

finally, a cause we can all believe in.

bonerless hugging tips from christian rappers.

someone's stoked...

"I know, we can put twitter on it" = Epic billboard fail

photographic evidence of boogeymen.

and the sexless sleeping bag.

...and the stocking stuffer for the sexless.

the perfect holiday gift for that certain someone who has everything (except sex).

gilded pussies.

The Channing Show!

someday i aspire to have my own entry.

Truckers Delight NSFW

Perfect for calling those 1-900 numbers

Sexy-weird uncles discover youtube (kinda NSFW)

calling all jedis.

Keggers of Yore

"Me Jane" Hanger

lasik idol.

jerky off.

mary poppin's.

Vin Diagram

one-stop holiday shopping.

Penis Chorale Part II

feel free to explore the rest stop.

Hound dogs do have good noses!

laser pen nut shot.

Crapkin.

Strip Pumpkin Carving. Please note the use of Nine Inch Nails.

sexy people, sexy times.(thanks to mgt)

i didn't know there were "men seeking satanic baby-killing pill poppers" ads on craigslist?

Only if you're good at sitting very still (via Meredith)

so not gangster (thanks Liz)

Sro Mo Comin' Atcha!

halloween ideas for the legless.

Stan Lee in San Diego in 1975

Technokat!

Real life Steve Brule.

Scott Baio is a dbag

Hot air balloons are DANGEROUS

8 months pregnant stripper attacks 52 year old stripper with stiletto

awesome beer run.

later, granny.

douchebag alert.

Sexy Halloween costumes for you and your dog (thanks Kara)

Always under construction. (via Josh)

Russian Boy Band

it's not a significant bullet.

Handmade? It looks like you made it with your feet: RegrETSY

Okay, you lazy bitch. A love note from Hunter S. Thompson

These new dollar bills are funny looking.

2012: It's a Disaster! But kinda funky too.

optical illusion

scary gang.

find that special someone.

Deep in the trenches, it's hard to know what might come. [NSFW]

high class manicure.

nevermind healthcare, war or corporate bailouts. the real reason to hate obama is that he banned flavored dips

duck face.

guidos.

what's next, some party jams blasting out of a zune?

All he did was ask the kid a simple question.

Coolest gramma death evar

Red alert for people who likes dress up like horses: The Black Stallion

answering the burning questions of the day.

The Master Cigarette Lighter (via Andrew)

Get paranoid, Chicago

New improved snakes (now with claws!)

Even Patrick Swayze's brother is no Patrick Swayze

D.C. is home to the biggest boners

Sometimes all you need are three frames

they have travelled from the future to bring you the sounds of recent ghetto past.

awesome karaoke.

We call it crap.

M-I-C (see some real boobs), K-E-Y (why? because we like them), B-O-O-B-S

but how do you jerk off?

That's one brutal cock.

Hey Facebook Mom, I'm not your son. (seriously... I'm not him. hahah)

shave that yeti.

crap link.

The game is broomsticks. (I'm guessing you can win a lengthy vacation in prison.)

methamphetamine inspires ingenuity

Ted Danson knows what love is

World's largest gummy bear (5 lbs of gummy, 12,600 calories)

BUBES (NSFW)

Thundercat Hos!

hot new album.

AGGHHHH! AGHHH!!! AGHHHH!!!!!

also reconsidering my halloween plans.

considering a weave for the first time.

singing for your supper, or breakfast.

poodle grooming.

w4m missed connection: You conducted my STD test and the whole time I thought about how I wanted to f*** you.

Wanted: Baby egg thief

blue light special needs.

i hope this is a teaser for an awesome new video game.

black guy doesn't sell computers in Poland as well as in the US (but the asian stays)

your comprehensive guide to dicks.

Something suspect about this: Shake Weight Exercise for Women (thanks Zofos!)

the ultimate warrior likes to unwind with some fine water colors.

in case you want to draw more attention to your fat ass.

"The front of your cat is a veritable treasure chest of fun."

Best use of iPhone app ever!

i don't wanna bid, because i know i'll be crushed by some richie at the last minute.

don't let gas prices get you down. you can smell like a wasteful dickhead anytime.

How should we make our crappy product look really sexy?

psst! You interested in a flat screen TV?

"Slap bass" doesn't quite do justice to this video.

facebook boss trash talk

finally, science we can use.

Digilegs It wasn't clear why until 0:31.

Ultimate nerd. Ultimate genius.

Have an old-timey gun that needs engraving? Jim Downing is your man.

check, check and... check.

You know what, that tattoo IS pretty funny...

logs, balls, and blindfolds do not mix.

Fatty hides gun in his jellyroll (thanks Dan)

not so sure about that $5 foot-long.

Hey Candy Pants, let's climb the ladder of romance.

Julian Schnabel...the man can paint AND sing.

your mustard's yella.

new adventures in taxidermy.

can't get enough.

the silver lining around mj's demise.

Don't stab the Death Bed!

Boo, Ben Konop. Please wait until 1:25 in. "Go run for mayor somewhere else".

dancingmiminghomorobotbrothersfromthefuture

I really want my own dinosaur.

Hey Patty, I bet that's your husband asking that question.

Douchebag Name Generator

Awesome new video from rock supergroup The Passing Stones

handies.

I'm gonna guess it was his Piping Rock.

Svetlana Levchik, designer extraordinaire.

Rubix Cubewich (solvable in 8 or 10 bites)

Before there was Bob Ross, the world had a much more magic painter.....God.

pet rock.

playing with food.

Australian man huffs gas, bursts into flames after being tazed by cops

People in pizza slice costumes becoming pizzas

namaste.

maybe not the best approach to winning back your man.

tough to argue with this salesman's approach.

I want to die and be reincarnated as one of these.

MJ x EL

new football ritual.

It's finally safe for retarded paranoids to shop online

worse than brokencyde? i think the choreographed crabcore breakdown at 2:59 seals it.

Marrieds love to love each other on FB.

for the sweaty-assed cyclist in your life.

Experience the Helen Keller Simulator

Do you want the laser background for your portrait? Of course you do!

i thought they melted or caught fire.

German Wackness from the late 90s. Double extra NSFW starting at 2:54.

quite simply, one gentleman's quest to find his goddess. somehow i don't think this is the way to go.

Man drunk on mouthwash performs oral sex on unconscious sister

Watch out ladies (RIP MJ)

evidently this is a trend.

flatulence often leads to romance.

MJ Dead Skin Mask

do you like to party?

i can finally celebrate my patriotism.

yes that's really what they called it.

Good advice from the past (especially after a proper soiling)

Farah, Ed, Billy, Sky, and MJ, doing just fine (thanks Bill)

lazy? want pancakes? batter blaster (thanks Joel)

finally, an answer for those living in park slope.

"you're so sexy when you sleep."

We have been monitoring the situation for the last week and came to one conclusion. Arthur Kade, you are a super douche and our hero. Respect!

This just in, Lost photos of Air France Flight 447’s last moments. Nice work Bolivian News Team!

Burger King "blow job" ad dissected

the answer to today's burning news question.

Italian voice guy getting crazy on Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Behold the genius that is Burger King Diamond

Paintings of Obama nude with pancakes, unicorns, and Ugly Better. That is all....

Nude Sports Blog (possibly the crappiest porn ever) NSFW!

Superior Web Solutions (not compatible with Firefox) (turn up the sound)

meatatarians unite!

it's true, autotune is everywhere.

"larping" is definitely not a new sexual maneuver.

"gallery of regrets"

What do you call a hot dog stand in a church?

best detention slip ever

i've heard of man hands, but the dreaded "penistoe thumb?"

The Complete Social Media Douchbag

"i am my mother."

Obie Fernandez has some Facebook Issues.

athletes not getting laid despite being stars of the latest major sporting craze.

Mmmmmmm....bologna

Crazy rabbit lady just doesn't have the same ring to it.

whacko announcer finishes goals with movie quotes. "score! you did the motorboat didn't you?!"

Amazing Misdemeanor

Can I get a few STARS ON MY FACE

recession got you down? there is work out there. and i DO mean "out there."

Celebrities Upside Down James Earl Jones and Jennifer Aniston are definite highlights.

The Nipple Bra

better than a bedroom DJ

finally, the comprehensive guide to asians.

maintain your dignity, y'all. but does it hold wet wipes?

sketchy.

ohio news station reports just the bear facts.

top o' the muffin to YOU!

shouldn't be hard to spot THIS guy.

Sweden got talent

and the winner of dumb face tattoos somehow is NOT the earth crisis guy.

heavy metal parrot.

Bret Michaels gets upstaged by backdrop

Interactive, walk around, and look at awesome boobs game

creepy dude offed by dog.

Strata Management says no to animals

My friend Erikkka's future husband.

The autobiography of Joseph L. Monzo

also like pringles? horrible rappers.

dance moves.

unicorns are like pringles, i couldn't have just one.

literal video.

i've heard of mailbox baseball, but come on.

latest trend in biking / rapping and video games.

jewcats.

circus bears.

oldie but goodie: orson wells hocking champagne.

Pop Stache

everything you want in a movie.

just gonna state the facts here: eastern european tranvestite rap.

The deposit link is the only link you need. (thanks Jesse!)

bacon + vodka, together at last (via Hatti)

finally the snuggie has some competition.

brady's keeping it gully, son.

no shame, old man

meat panties.

Those without brothority need not apply

Cat Workouts. Work it

Did someone blink?

How to play slots

Max Skate Bike!

For crying out loud! (Thanks Lilli)

bald presidents

feel good song of the summer.

Playing Contra while rocking Contra (Thanks Smith!) Check the DVD.

Where to go on your next trip.

100% Terrible Injuries

Can't we all just get along? Yes we can!

in case you needed to know EXACTLY where to get that dildo.

canadian knife aficionados take on the cops.

nothing brings out the christmas spirit like king diamond.

don't matter just don't bite it.

Find me the mothers responsible for this. I need an explanation.

Sucklebeast 3000!

Headbanging while making fire.

eye whisperer.

think twice before call that i.t. guy.

Jar of Uranium Ore on Amazon? Seriously, what can't you buy on the internetz these days?

everybody out, pool's closed

Captain's Log

playing with food.

wet pockets, though?

Introducing... The Cuchini. (Safe for work, if your work doesn't mind you looking at camel toes.)

i always said they were a buncha clowns...

Dareway? Segway for kids? Sounds like a challenge. The kind that ends with lawsuits.

Better than drunk dialing? Texts from last night.

puff your way to national fiscal security.

Escalator travels with keyboard cat accompaniment.

Hit and Run

seriously hott pants

California girl beats off two muggers with marching band baton

Juicy Beans and more

Slap your troubles away with the Slap Chop

Cincinnati patrolled by real life superheroes

sure to make children cry.

Techno Viking Grandmas 1 and 2

cosby + bolly = yah!

Sound the alarm! Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken

The news would sound much better if it was auto-tuned

Power Violence shows just ain't what they used to be.

turn it up for this summer jam

Finally, business cards made for me.

how did this pothead manage to put this together: thor gets high

baby got back.

sturdy glass table.

Catholic logo failure (via Jesse)

moustache

are you horny?

cold lampin'.

cougars.

let the beast out

is this what is known as a "secret fatty" on nerve.com?

they were attempting what is known as the "7 layer dip."

Fart again and I'll stab you in the chest

First they're talking about falling, then he calls it... just magical.

Just doesn't scream "clean"

He really isn't that funny. (Thanks Cap'n)

but how do they verify?

crucial presidential statistics

all in the god-loving, patriotic, american family!

stoner genius.

Hopefully, you're not in a Rush. (Thanks Cap'n)

technoviking.

how do you spell class?

Craigslist mktg 101

Will you be here tomorrow? (Thanks Bill)

It's technically called the double flying elbow. (Thanks Andrew)

boner jams.

Ginger kid has got the moves. II (Thanks Lil Mil)

This dude means business (cards).

Groom of the Stool

Forget google earth... MIDDLE EARTH.

Bro... bro... check out this site, bro. It's brotally brosome.

Mothers, don't let your babies grow up to be Quato

this is what happens when you mix cocaine and pedophilia.

exercise techniques.

chad awaits.

sturgeon face. that is all.

We just got bought. Google just bought Craplinks!

Inspirational dance film trailer (this is real)

off like a prom dress.

one-stop shopping.

an old craplink may have met his match. hoepfully they'll face off, head-to-head...

peoplewhositinthedisabilityseatswhenimstandingonmycrutches.com

Memos from Tiger Oil.

The Japanese just one-upped Daisey Duke: Bikini Jeans

wasted volley ball chick passes out.

Hey! Come on in... Come on!

art4god 4 realz.

yeah, he probably did!

Bust a move. (NSFW!)

burgeoning art student acts out against parents.

"best" man?

Welcome to the retarded jungle... where chugging coke is worth filming. Yayyah!

Excel Hell, the long awaited sequel to Sales Guy vs. Web Dude.

Duet Shredding!

Your shirt is scary (NSFW?)

Do midgets have night vision?

Too lazy to pray? Software can help with that. (thanks Jesse)

auto tune, when will it stop? (thanks Collin)

Please read the review left by "High and Tight"

better than ripping off his face, i guess.

I wonder what Christopher is doing these days...

Amazing how the pentagram almost distracts from the makeup.

for the badass weiner dog in your life.

By the power of Mormon Jesus

Wicked fun keyboard drum machine.

inexplicable pop art.

rat fight.

I know if I were a Bills fan, I'd be mad. Which is what I meant when I said "I don't blame Hitler"

i. am. awesome.

Like Facebook but for rich fucking asshole dooshbags

Cops should film an episode in Pittsfield, MA.

i'm waiting on the prime rib sprite, but this looks ok.

norris is gonna need this when he leads the right wing revolution.

Finally!!! Introducing the iGoatse skin for you iPod. (SFW. Really, I promise.)

Monkey Stoning Plot Uncovered!

When you run out of play-dough, there's always a limitless supply of an alternative...

S L O W pr0n (mildly NSFW). (Thanks Bill/Josh).

Marijuana Pepsi

Tiny art director has an amazing way with words.

Did he think the police dogs wouldn't smell a whole cast made of it? Really?

Talk about Crap PR

religious fisting.

"Smokin' some heavy doobies."

extreme blowjobbing. (nsfw)

Because they can.

Urban Camouflage. Check the series.

Another reason Wal-Mart rulz

icepod - download music

Help! Ran out of Lemonade!

that IS one handsome feline.

Help! Ran out of McNuggets! (thanks Dan)

Poopy Time Fun Shapes

Does your girlfriend have beautiful skin?

cover up those squirrel nards (thanks Andrew)

i've heard of using apples, cans, but this is nuts.

Bad paintings of Barack Obama

guido beach.

a new standard in music video making.

Two toes. Two heals. Single single back. Praise the lord.

bare buns family nudist club.

best book report.

What is that? (Thanks Zach)

The cure that could mean demise for Craplinks content

$85 blue leather couch (creepy hairless cat included)

wondering what to do with fluffy when jesus comes to enrapture you?

work-intense costuming.

i thought painkillers made you skinny.

Baby slippers (not for babies)

Your new golden AT-AT ipod dock is ready

Move over Snuggie and Slanket, there's a new sheriff in town.

unspeakably awful doll.

Here's an Atari game that escaped me.....Custer's Revenge, in which you can rape captured Native Americans. Go 'Merica!

ukranian army: hot babes dig tanks.

Spitfire Rymer's mad skills will never be matched... or liked.

Baconnaise.

desperate times...

Best acceptance speech ever. Craplinks is officially backing Rourke for the Oscars. (thanks zofos)

What hurts the most.  Burnin' up. So many good ones, go to this kid's (man's?) youTube page.

prepare for the apocalypse in your new, spacious cave home!

oh you said pizza bagel? well, shit.

Kittens, inspired by Kittens!

Do the right thing and celebrate Marry Your Baby Daddy with me!

You Go Girl

i've heard airline food is gross...

Workout with Tracy (SFW but really NSWF)

on the bright side, she can go back to giving hand jobs.

Anybody can be cool...

It's offcial (Thanks Jesse)

eunuch panties.

i don't know if i'd dye down there.

What's up with your battle buddy? His arms are just clear plastic hooks...

Givin a shout to my friend Gina B. who's all over the boys today.....boys with nice pits and boys that make you pregnant

vodka purified by diamonds, packaged in a glass skull, and hocked by dan akroyd.

It's true, sometimes I just think FML.

Hello co-worker, I would like to offer you a compliment sandwich.

Mark Gormley is real! This is seriously not a clip from Tim and Eric Aweosme Show.

Elementary Pimpin.  Such a little bitch.

thisiswhyyourefat.com

Wanky shit is British for "come on my craplink".

What I had a few too many of, right before i was date raped.

Introducing craplinks+

Add a little unicorn and rainbow to your favorite sites.

Get this cyber chick drunk and she'll take off her cyber panties for you.

butterfly ass tattoo (NSFW). May cause blindness.

Headset Hotties

awesome dudes xXxmas style

now i am tempted to smash some heads.

Kid on drugs.

I Drive A Chevrolet Movie Theater? (thanks Joel)

Here is a ping pong table better suited for other recreational pursuits.

Cheers to You

This just in: Football fan gift "lights up!"

Terminator Flip Out

Are you a single, divorced woman looking to get married? Jerry G hosts a meetup just for you.

Apparently vegetarians have better sex (with pumpkins, and stuff)

The Ramones, now with lead guitar.

guaranteed to be the least effective dating event ever.

finally an obama souvenir i can believe in.

It's all good and fun till someone's brain is eaten.

You'll find, when you have a little magic, the flirting comes easy

best arcade game ever.

Silly armed robber couldn't trick us with his black magic

the posse industry remains resilient in the face of global economic collapse.

Obama, not in public please (thanks Kevin)

Standing-to-pee envy

dude, that's the auxiliary jack - get outta there!

I've got me a hot date and I'm making her dinner with my flavorwave oven.

It's time to jerk your own adventure.

something tells me this was not a big dance hall hit.

Why did I waste all that time in college?

You are getting sleepy, very sleepy ... you are now asleep on the subway

The WTF (Snuggie) Blanket

curby pompadore

to celebrate this historic moment in our nathion's history, i am getting a tattoo. i will call it: "FAROBAMAKHANGRIER!"

crapstone == not craplink.

Big high five for spankings.

"she may look clean..."

this band wasn't really aiming for "longevity" when they came up with their concept.

I love the devil because he knows when not to use an apostrophe.

what's up with you?

Ahhh, aliens.

Man gives court the finger (ok, not so much give as cut it off...)

Gamu toys presents the Obama action figure.

Not into your job? iQuit shoves it for you.

Bricklayers in Bangladesh are harder than you.

all you need is some extra long johns and zero self-awareness.

What's going on in this lady's pants!

old tyme catfights were just like modern-day catfights, dudes same old pervs.