Happy New Year. Or select a different holiday if you like.

a picture worth a thousand words.

best car salesman ever.

Kurt Greenbaum forgot to register his own domain

What is it about overly expensive self published religious books and their ability to attract funny customer reviews...

how tall is arnold?

it's a win-win, really.

an entire family history in creepy christmas cards.

Lookee! Santa just came down your chimney!

she must be hit at company parties.

HP computers are not only crappy, they're racist

Probably the best "Oh Shit" moment in television history.

japanese man marries virtual girlfriend.

WTF Comcast

neckface.

back to deez nutz!.

It's christmas!

my parents totally rubbed whiskey on my gums when i was teething.

poop shoot.

salt lick.

fancy holiday lights.

Yet another bad designer touting horrible work on a horrendous website

google maps strikes again.

Will a product solely based on a sexual innuendo sell? I know I could use one...

We got that B roll (via Josh)

Who knew quilting could be THIS gay. Yippe Ki-yay, mf.

Evolution of the hipster (click to zoom in).

We've all encountered a sketchy Santa or two in our time

swear i thought the url read "ass hat tv"

if only the musical was this good, the jellicle ball woulda been a total party.

holiday hijinx.

Dog Armor (thanks Bloom)

it pays to be a caveman.

reverse cowgirl and fist bumps for health.

Bastardized Latinate band name 101

tiger woods reenactment. thank you, china.

Now THIS is how you get a message out!

finally, a cause we can all believe in.