Hamster Whip now ready to cruise for hamster sluts. (Thanks Ami!)

a craplinks lesson in driving perspective.

finally i understand hip hop battle lyrics.

darth has a sweet rack.

hot new fashions

How much music does a man really need?

do they have a dollar value menu?

some light reading.

give your undercarriage a little how's-your-father.

ohnotheydidnt: Kermit Bale (thanks Pam)

apparently, jesus is a big lionel richie fan and can't stop dancin' on the ceiling.

George Brett shits himself twice a year (thanks Dan)

NOT what i expected based on the url.

bad night at the office for anthem singer... wait for it.

The Renewed Mind rocks the funky Jesus. Pimp dance solo 2 minutes in.

thirsty thursdays. worth it simply for the opening montage.

Watch out TLC, you are about to be unseated...

I'm intrigued, and I want more.

how the mustache started (somewhat nsfw).

political crap.

nerdy rappers may bring about the end of the world.

daredevil teacher.

remember when vegan sxe hardcore was the shit? this guy does!

Alas ye sprogs can rest 'er easy t'nite, Google t'is now avail' in Pirate!

slide on down!

Jesus is a friend of mine.

the ONLY way to get burglarized.

your tattoos are NUTS!

el guapo has been upstaged by wedding romantics.

what what?

karate chop ...wait for it

"mom!!!"

old news.

You don't have to blame the dog anymore.

bacon soap.

the sequel you've all been waiting for.

classy haikus.

emocore

going commando.

reason number 67980992635961295120197091750901 why i hate hippies.

words to live by.

one-stop-shop for all your faery needs.

get up, stand up!

fancy moves.

"it's armani."

vincent gallo sperm for sale. only $1,000,000.

These kids are scared for life: furry family (NSFW)

strapless panties.

vilf?

crapmaster.

ultimate commitment.

swedish luggage.

i had a hard time picking which page to craplink.

bravo, google.

double guitar!!!

busty and boozy bra that says "I am super classy"

the taste may not be to your liking, but the presentation is impeccable.

annie get yer gun.

doggie style sinks

This Labor Day weekend, go hang out in the pool.

japanese train loaders.

practice those stryper licks!

beautiful doll.

Everyone rest easy now, Spaghetti Cat Mystery Solved

bodyshots!

hmmm, i AM hungry.

no, not that kind of booty popping.

trainspotting.

you taste like saturday night.

oh my fucking god.

Ernest Borgnine

this guy must be a consultant.

Mugshots and t-shirts go hand in hand.

Scatmanson

cookie monster is not into it

even better than the real thing?

Omnomnomonom

Peanut Nore and Fuh! Fuh! Fuh! Fuh! Fuh!

Facebook In Reality

The Real Man's Olympics

the couple that plays together... stays together.

Ambitious kid

dick cream.

bad medicine.

Olympic update

Attack of the giant crap!

hottest new dance club.

white trash hot tub.

Inside out elbow trick.

keepin' it classy

size 2?

I Wished You Was Here With Me <3 <3 (Thanks Nat)

money shots.

introducing the hannibal lector shaving apparatus!

sandwich emergency.

moving on up!

are you serious about helping the body of christ?

jesus needs a new blogger template.

herbalicious.

the orange man group.

manterns: candles for men (mmm, fresh cut grass)

hot bodz.

new hotel maid service.

Eggs, I love you (from Kathy).

Best way to wake up.

Thug Life.

Toughest old lady EVER.

classy bride

mad max events.

I got my anti-matter chedda.

Oldest joke ever a fart joke, a crappy one.

tender statue.

catbird.

Black History online coloring book.

This is sadly true for many of us.

The Lost Sheep (Thanks Nat)

The good news is, she's OK.

Ramen that changes flavor as you eat: soy to pork to soy ... (thanks Feihong)

MS Paint Porn (NSFW)

ghetto prom pix. classy.

holy kabob.

New Zealand, land of awesome baby names.

make your own fetus cake.

ace of cakes.

Someone's a little touchy....

high beams.

I wonder if he snapped one of Capt. Lou's rubber bands too.

finally, the mystery of my origin is revealed.

truly, the world's greatest dad.

Everyone loves a sock monkey!

Was president of his high school fraternity AND college fraternity.

Excellent gallery of Long Island DWI arrests.

Long lost relic of Mary Nisi's party

Hey guidos! Get off our island!

How to defeat Satan.

sadly, i know this site because my friend shopped on it.

hot summertime wheels.

"urban camouflage."

hottest new dj.

Things really got more hardcore after Mr. Hooper died.

Smells fishy to me...

Liberace really enjoys playing the piano.

iraqi bully.

nads?

Which one's the pitbull?

Amazing portfolio site, courtesy of my friend Gina

when you care enough to send the very best.

for those of you hoping to sample the local cuisine....

the design of this bridal shop's site says one thing to me: elegance.

ancient chinese secret.

Keep me from going laser blind.

douchebags with hot chicks.

guidos in the wild (taking mating rituals to a new level).

jesus rocks, you suck.

faceball.

You are going to fix this. I'm not joking. Your are going to make good on this error. I am warning you, I am totally serious. I have my reputation to consider.

a special search for special people

babes at the bachelor party

seriously bro, blogging is cool.

My friend David takes lots of pics of dicks. (SFW)

Ok, this is super extra double NSFW: Emoticon Vag

Bush tours America to survey damage caused by presidency

It's a jungle out there.

Artist Alert!: Dino, Las Vegas'#1 Custom Airbrush Specialist. Check out THIS ONE!

This would look lovely in your garden.

That shit aint gangsta.

fireworks safety.

for all your polygamy-baby needs!

iphone hater.

Fred Derrrrrsrt

Bid your way into custom van paradise

a nostalgic craplink.

classy photos.

What, no Hamburger Helper flavor?!

For the designers

Eddie Murphy's giant head

Technology is awesome but crapping on technology is more awesome.

Phantom poop thrower eludes capture (thanks Casey)

mmmm, Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger

Elderly Fights

Looking to sort out some Muslim hotties? I got your hook up.

Giraffe suspected in circus breakout

Don't get caught taking craps in the woods.

at least this guy knows ahead of time his date will not be ending with sweet love making.

winehouse roundhouse.

Short Circuit 3

everything you need to know about the high five.

Conservatives successfully turn a gay into a homosexual.

For craps on the go

badass.

nerds love their michael jackson.

fan hands.

once again, the line is blurred between craplinks and cool hunting.

soundtrack to the summer.

some people should not be allowed to have ecstasy.

NOW i know why bollywood is so popular.

'pricasso' demonstrates the art of painting with your penis. (nsfw)

Most Spiderman costumes look terrible. I think THIS ONE looks rather fantastic.

If you live in San Fran, sign the petition to honor the greatest president ever, George W Bush!

hello ladies. it's master of the universe. (nsfw)