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Why are Americans idiots? (thanks zofos!)

real gangstas have vines on their curtains

But how many licks to the center? (Thanks Aaron.)

My eyes - the goggles - they do nothing! (Thanks Cornelius.)

Your new girlfriend is wicked smart. (Thanks Ming!)

If the Chuck E. Cheese animatronic dance review was wicked awesome.

World's biggest pool party

Because your dog doesn't suck enough: Wiggles (thanks Ami!)

Finally a suitable throne. (Thanks TimHunting)

Ladies, this is what happens when you don't get married.

I am sick all of these bikinis, why not something wholesome for the beach. (Thanks zofos!)

Chocolate rain. Yup, I said it.

Fucking genius