I got my anti-matter chedda.

Oldest joke ever a fart joke, a crappy one.

tender statue.

catbird.

Black History online coloring book.

This is sadly true for many of us.

The Lost Sheep (Thanks Nat)

The good news is, she's OK.

Ramen that changes flavor as you eat: soy to pork to soy ... (thanks Feihong)

MS Paint Porn (NSFW)

ghetto prom pix. classy.

holy kabob.

New Zealand, land of awesome baby names.

make your own fetus cake.

ace of cakes.

Someone's a little touchy....

high beams.

I wonder if he snapped one of Capt. Lou's rubber bands too.

finally, the mystery of my origin is revealed.

truly, the world's greatest dad.

Everyone loves a sock monkey!

Was president of his high school fraternity AND college fraternity.

Excellent gallery of Long Island DWI arrests.

Long lost relic of Mary Nisi's party

Hey guidos! Get off our island!

How to defeat Satan.

sadly, i know this site because my friend shopped on it.

hot summertime wheels.

"urban camouflage."

hottest new dj.

Things really got more hardcore after Mr. Hooper died.

Smells fishy to me...

Liberace really enjoys playing the piano.

iraqi bully.

nads?

Which one's the pitbull?

Amazing portfolio site, courtesy of my friend Gina

when you care enough to send the very best.

for those of you hoping to sample the local cuisine....

the design of this bridal shop's site says one thing to me: elegance.

ancient chinese secret.

Keep me from going laser blind.

douchebags with hot chicks.

guidos in the wild (taking mating rituals to a new level).

jesus rocks, you suck.

faceball.

You are going to fix this. I'm not joking. Your are going to make good on this error. I am warning you, I am totally serious. I have my reputation to consider.

a special search for special people

babes at the bachelor party

seriously bro, blogging is cool.

My friend David takes lots of pics of dicks. (SFW)

Ok, this is super extra double NSFW: Emoticon Vag

Bush tours America to survey damage caused by presidency

It's a jungle out there.

Artist Alert!: Dino, Las Vegas'#1 Custom Airbrush Specialist. Check out THIS ONE!

This would look lovely in your garden.

That shit aint gangsta.

fireworks safety.

for all your polygamy-baby needs!

iphone hater.

Fred Derrrrrsrt

Bid your way into custom van paradise

a nostalgic craplink.

classy photos.

What, no Hamburger Helper flavor?!

For the designers

Eddie Murphy's giant head

Technology is awesome but crapping on technology is more awesome.

Phantom poop thrower eludes capture (thanks Casey)

mmmm, Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger

Elderly Fights

Looking to sort out some Muslim hotties? I got your hook up.

Giraffe suspected in circus breakout

Don't get caught taking craps in the woods.

at least this guy knows ahead of time his date will not be ending with sweet love making.

winehouse roundhouse.

Short Circuit 3

everything you need to know about the high five.

Conservatives successfully turn a gay into a homosexual.

For craps on the go

badass.

nerds love their michael jackson.

fan hands.

once again, the line is blurred between craplinks and cool hunting.

soundtrack to the summer.

some people should not be allowed to have ecstasy.

NOW i know why bollywood is so popular.

'pricasso' demonstrates the art of painting with your penis. (nsfw)

Most Spiderman costumes look terrible. I think THIS ONE looks rather fantastic.

If you live in San Fran, sign the petition to honor the greatest president ever, George W Bush!

hello ladies. it's master of the universe. (nsfw)

Dimitri, a "good catch" and he's interested

who needs a doctor when you can have a robot?

Awesome. Truly awesome.

The Website Is Down: Sales guy VS Web Dude

School locked down after ninja sighted in woods

"i'm not gay."

now you can recreate that awesome michael jackson video!

One meme too many?

Celebrate Cow Appreciation Day

That's what SHE said.

Compubear needs cash

Something for our lesbo peeps

in celebration of el guapo's trashing of political correctness.

thong injuries.

STOP. Hammertime! (for Firefox)

Ross Perot is back, and he brought more charts

tantalizing furniture offer.

magic pussy.

Never give up.

Woman invents new escalator trick, the helicopter

full body tan

I don't think it's possible to get more politically incorrect then THIS

in case you run out of names for your rabbits.

don't try this at home, or anywhere!

hulk toy for sale (great production quality).

follow these 'easy' steps to design your boba fett costume.

Maybe he was looking for the remote?

Take note: palm frond does not lend itself well to robbery.

weird auction.

somehow a banana proves god exists...

you suck at photoshop.

penis art in bhutan.

It's all about the comments that lead us to a new perspectiv....AHHH, COME ON FUCK A GUY.

women and men dancing in eternal ecstasy on earth now! and i quote...

the animal whisperer.

Splash Mountain Reaction

klaus kinski is jesus.

Indiana Jones Brain Storm Session

In Italy, I guess the ex-girlfriend hook-up means something else

hot and creepy.

"look into my eyes! jesus is awesome!"

Can I bring these instruments to band camp?

That's one ugly goat

Gangster Movies ARE overrated!

Lee Scratch Perry body slams Andrew W.K. in crazy

a full house of growing pains, indeed.

if you think this is awesome, you definitely don't go to parties.

arnold smokes a joint, eats some cake and sings happy birthday to lou ferrigno.

Ready, Aim, Fire up the grill...

Things Bono Has Found (graph)

Mr. Right Iz Here Waitin on U. And he's got cash.

brought to you by the folks behind the way of the master, comes the all-knowing guide to god in the movies!

evolution (with free dvd!)

so handsome, so fancy, so crazy.

do not read this before going to six flags.

stars of tomorrow, today.

god is coming in three weeks!

japanese treadmill.

masters of the internets.

prophecy back-track.

redneck water park.

Good Day NY!: Anchor vs Reporter

the inimitable dr. level.

"helping the person of your dreams become reality!"

Baby got back ...with a penis on it!

natty dread.

to keep you safe from skanks.

The miracle above Butte

...but this giant panda WILL be needing YOUR jacket

the wizard.

that's entertainment?

drunk guy on bike.

Mom, Dad, I'm a rollerblader

this is a craplink, but it also might be the best bar in the world.

weather report

wait 'til judge smails see this.

world's longest basketball dunk.

Bad news for dudes: cock block sweat pants (thanks Jen)

milf crisis!

for every occasion.

butt golfing in sweden.

Awesome prank.

employee of the month.

ben affleck rocks the fake french accent.

There are no monsters under your bed but there might be a homeless Japanese women in your closet.

Insanely long MP3 of hilarious hobo names.

this is what happens when j.c. van damme does sexy dancing.

this place is for bikes! (paul's craplink led me to this.)

remote control car jump over house.

love song.

"you've seen my downstairs mixup."

Amazing photoshop skillz!

I used to love Airwolf too, but not in this way.

sick tat!

Don't hate the player

wiipervs.

Horse

whoop that ass. no really, it's ok.

"self defense for gentlemen"

atten-hut!

Arnold, the Commentarian

Kermit the Frog does Wes Anderson

Fancy Craplink

Amazingly engaging photos of tv.

Nigel from Spinal Tap explains the mysteries of Stonehenge.

Be prepared to be creeped out: Sex Abuse PSA

things i did last night dot com.

are we the world?

The most amazing short film ever made.