Hesitant to try that new Cheerios-related product? Perhaps this will help you make up your mind.

Crap that shit!

What did you do last week? This guy made a cardboard AT-AT costume for his friend's lame Halloween party.

boring office job?

I was waiting for this before having kids.

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It doesn't get much crappier than this. Notice the guy in the back.

I just bought two cars and a yacht ... did you?

Waxing David Hasselhoff. Extremely crappy

where babies come from

Poop Friends!

Some sad musician desperately needs a new job.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Craplinks bought by Google!

Let me tell you a little story of the man with the HAIR HAT

Row Row Row your boat. This reporter makes it seem that she's paddling this canoe down a river, but notice the guys walk by in front of her.

Crappy new adventure starring Gumby

Most editorial cartoons are either smart or funny. This one is both smart and funny.

Oh, you can smell that?

People, please stop dressing your dogs up like bees.

how to get really popular on myspace

gay werewolf

One day we will look back on this discovery, wistfully, as the beginning of the end. But the robots will look at it as the end of the beginning.

This guy has it all figured out. Vladimir Putin is the anti-christ, Osama bin Laden is the destroyer, armageddon will occur sometime in 2007, its all here. I would love to meet this guy at a party.

live lobster vending machine

wilt chamberlain guinea pig

Follow up to the Japanese porn store items, here is the beer can in case you missed it [work safe level: 3/ 10]

Previously unreleased shiny-happy cut of The Shining

Taking suckers out daily with Fistful O' Dollars

police looters

wacky japanese sex toys

What happens when you pass out drunk with your friends around.

Dutch reality TV show "probably illegal"

Going out to all my Baywatch homies, This is for real, Yo.

Jay-z get a blowjob

He says he does it for the children

These are troubled times. Take a stand by signing this petition.
Thank you

Remember the Katrina fetus? It marked the coming of the Federletus.

crap car but dig the commercial

Fun with photoshop.

And now for something totally stupid. FEMA has a rap song on their "kidz" page about FEMA. A fucking rap song!

Office Space Legoland

Yes, Kanye, but are you saying he's a Golddigger?

Avast! Ye skalliwags best mark yer datelog with this 'ere. This fine day beith just a shallow o'er the horizon, the 19th of September. Ay, you heard it here first.

Fundamentals of Android Philosophy

Atari Belt Buckle

Listen lady, there are no more fucking postcards!

Map

Ali G was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson's bodyguards - after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs' wedding.

Our baser competition.

Everyone hates Tony Little.

Learn to fold your T-shirts with Japanese Effeciency!

Giant Catfish found and the villagers fucking ate it!

Read the review.

Chickens

meet the Softmuffin

I have no girlfriend and television bores me.

Nobody would have been hurt if they just gave away Dells.

the catsup crapper

USA Today like graphic explaining reason for Novak's eruption.

Novak's rock star antics.

A Tasteful Commemoration.

here, here, Dog Poop Girl as a martyr, let's publicly shame everyone else who ignores their dog's booby-trap planting tactics.

Infinite craplink

Mercedes

Unfettered access to powerful technology is not necessarily a positive development in human culture.
(Watch the video.)

Mac user, you know you want the MegaManEffect

Stuff On My Cat

Down goes Fraiser! The Kels takes a fall. (thanks Zoe)

super slow-mo clips

serge gainsbourg to whitney houston on french tv:
"i want to fuck you"

Rep. John T. Salazar (Colo.), Keeping the World Safe From Wedding Crashers
But Not From Fat People

Stop the Daily Show before it kills again

"Everyone is riding and laughing and Cornholing."

the Jefferson D'Arcy guy wins an award

who knew it was this easy to be Alanis Morissette?

I would like to introduce you to Tom Leppard

Euro physics students with too much time on their hands. Why the bikini?

Ask Scott

invented by alcoholics who couldn't get high enough

worst Fantastic 4 movie tie-in toy ever

human tetris

PRAY FOR OMARION!

this just in...

The on-going march toward ultra-specificity in the blogosphere.

someone at levis did some acid

We will never know why.

... you need Ninja Wizards

stunning new cell phone technology

Second Coming of Jesus goes horribly wrong.

Elektronik - Supersonik, the way it was meant to be

I was seeking a female cycling companion

gotta love stern's beat

Crap! They really are watching

Parents love Penis Magazine

Wacko for Jacko!

And the winner is....

get your shoe-lacing style tips

Vader buys a vowel.

weird people who won a t-shirt contest

ET spotted!

I think you need to do some beard research

wipe out!

the only Angora rabbit who has ever won the Open Best in Show

Sign of our on-going decline #9589.

phallis logo awards

Batman on Robin Action.

Burt Reynolds will fuck you up

sexy burger

Best Conspiracy Ever: Keith Richards predicts 9/11

Performance art MUST conquer the world.

prequel to MTV's Laguna Beach

God damn FEMA.

Stop the gay telecom providers.

Monster Burger

please PLEASE don't make Dick Cheney our president.

Find a Not Starbucks near you

why?

for those who are still "too cool" to buy CDs

avoid a wet pet with PetCast

Can you handle it?

a site for useless tips to add to your bookmark list of useless blogs

kewpie??

Wing wants you to hear her music.

Wingnut Squirrel

this just in...

Profound stick figure drawing

I like this logo

Super Greg. Don't forget.

Sweden is a land of sodomy, bestiality, and incest.

It is what it is.

Philosophy Posse Usez Mad Skillz, yo!

Word.

Keep your fellow tea drinking slackers in check

Lock 'n' Load Jesus Mouse Pad What?!

Cat News

Chicago nerds, get your game on

Don't mess with the Putzmeister

HULK'S DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET

this is awesome: Bacon Strips Bandages

Guess-the-google

Bye, Billy.

ready to ROCK THE FOREST!

You had your Passover Sedar while ShaBot 6000, the Rabbi, and 50-Cent did the Seda' club

meat art

The Superbowl is Gay

Voltron got served

who the hell would wear these kicks

the Rasterbation craze.

Sorry it's WMV, but remember Mother day is coming up, so treat her right.

when D&D freaks grow up

If you are cool enough, you might be allowed in the Trogdor Fan Club

for all my graphic nerds in the hiz-house

More Starbucks love

another reason why a cappella sucks

az penis!

Crap trailer.

Such a sexy keytar!

D.C. is for lovers.

Getting lucky in a bar bathroom. Rock on.

Stay street and brush up on your lingo

rat fight!

baywatch beauty!

lovable athlete's foot, ulcers ... but where is SARS?

dinosaur, whale, squid fight

Glam band "Limozeen" try to score backstage passes for the babeliens ... in outer space.

old-school craplink

Thanks to blogspot.com, Sallie too has a voice (Bill found that one)

Google, God of the Internet officially adorns
George W Bush with his hard-earned new title : "miserable failure"

Excellent treatment for your children

The daily rituals of Robert Evans. (NSFW)

The Perry Bible Fellowship. Weird/creppy/funny comics.

You're Wasting Your Life!!

Uncle Smoothjazz, how does the Internet work?
Why it couldn't be simpler, beeyatch.

Oral Sex According to the Word of God

Chicago Tribune writes concerned citizens worry about "gay agenda" of Marshall Field's 7 Dwarves window display [requires registration]

"When Marshall Field's employed a Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs theme for its 2004 holiday festivities, the Chicago-born retailer received some complaints that it was promoting the homosexual lifestyle, an executive said recently.

The concerned citizens divined that there was a 'hidden gay agenda' in Field's theme 'because seven men were living together,' Gregory Clark, vice president of creative services for Field's in Minneapolis, recounted last month at a Retail Advertising & Marketing Association conference in Chicago."

only the finest dress-up Adult diapers available on eBay.

elephants can be such assholes when they drink (thanks Sean)

the official Bert Is Evil site, not the sell out.

alaron.com hacked by the Cyber Terrorist Division! ... going out to the "Ape-Bush and your little bitchs." Here was the screensnap.

Watch out ladies, it's BikerFox! (Thanks Terry)

translations for the common man: woman words

Superman is a Dick.

getaway to beautiful North Korea!

I am not sure what exactly is going on, but I kinda like this

scientists lead the way in understanding gay, nyphomaniac cows (and our other furry friends out there)

Hamsters once again employed for the sake of art

ah, the ways of the ecreep

Essential kitchen item for all the Sadists out there.

A crapworthy Straight Outta Compton cover

Stoner regrets teaching dog to fetch

i like baseball. i love steroids. and my hair ROCKS!

Maybe more amazing then the Gates: "The Crackers"

White Boy Dance

Nice Tits

Thanks to the Microsoft knowledgebase, moms around the world can finally understand their reclusive, anti-social teenagers.

Gates casualty: Who's the Boss NOW?

New Mexico proposes The Right To Eat Enchiladas Act -- we can probably thank Super Size Me for this.

Can you solve the hardest riddle on the Internet?

for those who shamelessly park like an idiot

too much coke or too much kitty?

would you like to bond? take a seat

Gizoogle for shizzle like the D-O-Double-Gizzle.