i. am. awesome.

Like Facebook but for rich fucking asshole dooshbags

Cops should film an episode in Pittsfield, MA.

i'm waiting on the prime rib sprite, but this looks ok.

norris is gonna need this when he leads the right wing revolution.

Finally!!! Introducing the iGoatse skin for you iPod. (SFW. Really, I promise.)

Monkey Stoning Plot Uncovered!

When you run out of play-dough, there's always a limitless supply of an alternative...

S L O W pr0n (mildly NSFW). (Thanks Bill/Josh).

Marijuana Pepsi

Tiny art director has an amazing way with words.

Did he think the police dogs wouldn't smell a whole cast made of it? Really?

Talk about Crap PR

religious fisting.

"Smokin' some heavy doobies."

extreme blowjobbing. (nsfw)

Because they can.

Urban Camouflage. Check the series.

Another reason Wal-Mart rulz

icepod - download music

Help! Ran out of Lemonade!

that IS one handsome feline.

Help! Ran out of McNuggets! (thanks Dan)

Poopy Time Fun Shapes

Does your girlfriend have beautiful skin?

cover up those squirrel nards (thanks Andrew)

i've heard of using apples, cans, but this is nuts.

Bad paintings of Barack Obama

guido beach.

a new standard in music video making.

Two toes. Two heals. Single single back. Praise the lord.

bare buns family nudist club.

best book report.

What is that? (Thanks Zach)

The cure that could mean demise for Craplinks content

$85 blue leather couch (creepy hairless cat included)

wondering what to do with fluffy when jesus comes to enrapture you?

work-intense costuming.

i thought painkillers made you skinny.

Baby slippers (not for babies)

Your new golden AT-AT ipod dock is ready

Move over Snuggie and Slanket, there's a new sheriff in town.

unspeakably awful doll.

Here's an Atari game that escaped me.....Custer's Revenge, in which you can rape captured Native Americans. Go 'Merica!

ukranian army: hot babes dig tanks.

Spitfire Rymer's mad skills will never be matched... or liked.

Baconnaise.

desperate times...

Best acceptance speech ever. Craplinks is officially backing Rourke for the Oscars. (thanks zofos)

What hurts the most.  Burnin' up. So many good ones, go to this kid's (man's?) youTube page.

prepare for the apocalypse in your new, spacious cave home!

oh you said pizza bagel? well, shit.

Kittens, inspired by Kittens!

Do the right thing and celebrate Marry Your Baby Daddy with me!

You Go Girl

i've heard airline food is gross...

Workout with Tracy (SFW but really NSWF)

on the bright side, she can go back to giving hand jobs.

Anybody can be cool...

It's offcial (Thanks Jesse)

eunuch panties.

i don't know if i'd dye down there.

What's up with your battle buddy? His arms are just clear plastic hooks...

Givin a shout to my friend Gina B. who's all over the boys today.....boys with nice pits and boys that make you pregnant

vodka purified by diamonds, packaged in a glass skull, and hocked by dan akroyd.

It's true, sometimes I just think FML.

Hello co-worker, I would like to offer you a compliment sandwich.

Mark Gormley is real! This is seriously not a clip from Tim and Eric Aweosme Show.

Elementary Pimpin.  Such a little bitch.

thisiswhyyourefat.com

Wanky shit is British for "come on my craplink".

What I had a few too many of, right before i was date raped.

Introducing craplinks+

Add a little unicorn and rainbow to your favorite sites.

Get this cyber chick drunk and she'll take off her cyber panties for you.

butterfly ass tattoo (NSFW). May cause blindness.

Headset Hotties

awesome dudes xXxmas style

now i am tempted to smash some heads.

Kid on drugs.

I Drive A Chevrolet Movie Theater? (thanks Joel)

Here is a ping pong table better suited for other recreational pursuits.

Cheers to You

This just in: Football fan gift "lights up!"

Terminator Flip Out

Are you a single, divorced woman looking to get married? Jerry G hosts a meetup just for you.

Apparently vegetarians have better sex (with pumpkins, and stuff)

The Ramones, now with lead guitar.

guaranteed to be the least effective dating event ever.

finally an obama souvenir i can believe in.

It's all good and fun till someone's brain is eaten.

You'll find, when you have a little magic, the flirting comes easy

best arcade game ever.

Silly armed robber couldn't trick us with his black magic

the posse industry remains resilient in the face of global economic collapse.

Obama, not in public please (thanks Kevin)

Standing-to-pee envy

dude, that's the auxiliary jack - get outta there!

I've got me a hot date and I'm making her dinner with my flavorwave oven.

It's time to jerk your own adventure.

something tells me this was not a big dance hall hit.

Why did I waste all that time in college?

You are getting sleepy, very sleepy ... you are now asleep on the subway

The WTF (Snuggie) Blanket

curby pompadore

to celebrate this historic moment in our nathion's history, i am getting a tattoo. i will call it: "FAROBAMAKHANGRIER!"

crapstone == not craplink.

Big high five for spankings.

"she may look clean..."

this band wasn't really aiming for "longevity" when they came up with their concept.

I love the devil because he knows when not to use an apostrophe.

what's up with you?

Ahhh, aliens.

Man gives court the finger (ok, not so much give as cut it off...)

Gamu toys presents the Obama action figure.

Not into your job? iQuit shoves it for you.

Bricklayers in Bangladesh are harder than you.

all you need is some extra long johns and zero self-awareness.

What's going on in this lady's pants!

old tyme catfights were just like modern-day catfights, dudes same old pervs.

racist snack.

What's trong with using your fingers?

Amazing endless assortment of bizarre (and sometimes NSFW) photos.

Backstage Mascot Gang-Up

Wasted Pushups, Acid Edition

i've heard the food in prison is bad, but this is ridiculous.

for when them dogs are barking.

That's not a purple mustache. It's our multimedia logo.

Hey Christian daters! Wake up and smell the G-A-Y

nightmare clothes weaved together from bits of stolen children.

Dave's Top 10 George Bush Moments

You'll be Ascii-ng yourself "dear God, why?"

painful weather report.

Gay Weather Man is no match for Cockroach (thanks zofos!)

first she took his kidney, then she broke his heart

tune out the world. and INTO THE BRAND.

Meet the masters of the website

Storm Troopin'

This is how I find my friends online.

80s flashback to the Wendy's Burger Rap (thanks Ryan)

adventures in customer reviews.

sugar momma.

And the fanboy sobbed, chanting "why won't they make this for real!?" for the entire year and a half he worked on it.

Manualist plays Europe, wait for the wah (thanks Ryan)

Falling out of a chairlift can be kind of embarrassing.

Rip-offs

i am unsure how to answer this question.

Kathy Griffins: "I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth"

Speed dating follies of a pro wrestler

highlights from friend-of-craplinks monkeys for helping:
- fashionable soccer dancing
- southern whites attempt group rap
- the advantures of nite doggie
- crack + robots = awesome

adventures in mislabeling.

inappropriate weatherman wants to 69-it.

i just love the weather in the fall.

Finally, a browser for me... and my people.

slowed-down goldblum sounds like your drunken uncle.

I said I wanted an RC airplane! NOT a Wii!!

when you're ready to hunker down to work back at your desk after the holidays.

boob bowl.

fingering the dead.

will go perfect with your Bro.

bees on coke, jibber-jabbery, horny douchebags, just like us!

in times of economic crisis, sensible holiday gifts are a must.

OMG she's perfect! a kid AND she's 31. YAAAAAY!

adventures in male grooming.

"crazy cat lady" does not begin to approach this. or this.

Best CD to get your pedo uncle this xmas

Upscale dining, Pennsylvania style

"smell yo dick" taken to heart.

meet richard.

monkey shines

The Periodic Table of Awesoments

Ah, remember those days when "crack" was going to destroy life as we knew it?

perfect cupcakes for your office holiday party!

Sexy People

If it's raining outside, don't forget your Assbrella! (thanks Ami)

talk about a cakewreck.

Other things thrown at Bush

clearly lacking spider sense.

Mr Bush, I throw my shoes at you!

100 vs. 1

DRIVE-BY!

you had me at "my name is beardyman."

the next inventor phenom.

KFC bubble bath. yum yum.

somehow even more wrong gummi dicks.

gummi dicks. no, seriously.

now i am ready to bloodthirstily riot as well. good job guys.

one finger karate master.

This is one massive man (SFW, but high in creep factor)

advanced psa from louisville.

do you like to HOT TUB PAHTY?

A magical musical swashbuckling journey...

You ready to make some noise? Let me introduce you to the Super Sunday Series, Baptazia.

The Wunder Boner.

brazen animal torturer flaunts her techniques on the world wide web.

This is your brain on J-E-L-L-O

big mac attack!

Mario Kart for Realz

ok, animated gif time: twirl kick

craplinks salutes fantasie ryck's altar of VIDEO.