calendars always make a good stocking stuffers.

Check out my awesome soccer moves!

awesome mash-ups.

The most beautiful song ever made about Taco Bell

Be sure and get your Santa is Scary holiday desktop wallpaper from Magnetik

"I will be playing my druid... CHUBBY is best... no blondies."

i can see why he is wary of being used as a cheap "boy toy."

Rad Dudes

The New York Mets present the Alyssa Milano Collection

oh my dog!

most depressing job.

T.HANKS

Not too late to change cooking plans: bacon wrapped turduckin

cozy scarf.

one-stop holiday shopping!

the russian way: get drunk. get stabbed. get some sleep.

it feels very impossible!

rub a dub, fool! or if that's too aggro, may i suggest some other choices.

Two Girls, One Cup: The Movie

warning labels be damned (not for lunch reading)

Hot Lovers (thanks Gavs)

daaaaaaaaamn ... oh shiiiit!

Beware the Ninja Cats

give yourself a hand.

Van Damme: Innovator. Wordsmith. Pick-up Artiste.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes (thanks Melissa)

nothing says "holidays" more than a burning cross.

boy bands.

Don't dress up your baby. Seriously.

Get your dork on with the gadget shoulder holster

One-up your golf buddies with Flair Hair

well, at least he's honest.

take a crap, play with fire, blow yourself up.

All ye sinners, beware the Holy Tank.

i've spent all this time cultivating my real beer belly, when i coulda just strapped one on.

classy stuffing recipe. pickle removed!

crap dogs.

Kids Talk About God! (thanks Zach)

sort of defeats the purpose. wait, no this does.

Best video and song ever created by a 10 year old Canadian kid

hot new fashions.

Saved By The Bell (dirty edition). SFW!

It's time for the citizens of Batman to take a stand... against Batman

that what she said!

There were many things Obama couldn't reveal about himself during the campaign....until now!

Behold The Arctopus plays Alcoholocaust from Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning

Your rad car will not make your ugly girlfriend hot

Never too poor to draw a spider

Fifty Years of Popular Songs Condensed Into Single Sentences

What cho talkin' bout, Mondays?!

feel-good hit of the summer!

back in the day, the band ALL had a homemade one called the trailblazer.

He loves a fat girl

Why my farts don't stink

Here is an animated gif that captures what everyone is feeling today.

I think every family could use Scott's help

finally it is easier to find your manties in the dark.

finally a gift for the divorcee in your life.

Nicolas Sarcozy impersonator (Canadian comedian) prank calls Gov. Palin

Robot dresses as child for Halloween

Dude lives in a garage and takes photos of his bangs and braids.

Election Fever at The Doodle Duds Depot

why wasn't he known for his singing?

toronto is a hot bed of meth-addled white rap talent.

That's no Moon... That's a Pumpkin.

Finally, a video game for therapists.

Draw Tom Skerritt

Take that, rain!

Compelling reason to vote.

Spice up your site with some fresh new gif's!

hamsters keepin' it real.

mccain wet dream.

why don't i go to burning man? oh yeah.

now available in adjustable version!

Nerd hits new low by turning his naked body into a computer. So hot! SFW.

"THIS IS SERIOUS."

online dating gets more difficult.

Disaster Girl!

Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo (via Kevin)

Still looking for a Halloween costume? Drunken cow lady?

techno to the face

Sprinkle some love on the streets.

cheeky new ads.

house of painful.

Let the Hoff help you wash up.

Next big fad? Famous dead people doing kick flips out of their coffins.

wait for it.

barack and roll.

that palin IS a babe.

this was sent to my company by a job applicant.

cheese bags.

finally the theme song for cats flushing toilets.

what DOES await "beyond chocolate," donya?

fun bags.

wiccan bacon headdress with how-to video.

least threatening threat ever.

Love is blind... and you might wish you'd been after seeing this couple

Photoshop fun with the McCain tongue-out photo

the crying game.

i miss party line.

who put this dick on my back?

Final Countdown... thanks for featuring pure wonderful crap youTube.

laser tag.

it not the size of the waves...

cause and effect? for my earlier craplink?

hope.

Creed Shreds.

fresh fall looks for back-to-school.

sometimes the internet is awesome.

number 1 thing to not do with porn.

finally, all the moves i have been lacking.

wigging out.

i've heard of missed connections, but come on...

man, i remember when i had to wear MY monkey suit to my corporate job everyday...

15 bucks for old pepsi? you betcha!

Bus Races.

All the things Muslims love

oh, denise, you've done it again!

pastor of muppets.

a new reason to hate the red hot chili peppers.

gotta pick up that spare...

i just got to tell ya that...

my buddies growing up used to stockpile whoppers during the dollar-whopper sale and freeze them. this was apparently unnecessary.

curious georges.

russian people getting weird with their food.

do you like a tall drink of water? i know i do!

Hey kids, it's Gali the alligator!!

Famous person endorses candidate

support corey haim. buy his paintings. only $350.00

secret ingredient.

The most evil little boy in the world.

finally a song that expresses how i feel.

Special delivery gets Nick busted.

Sarah Palin lookalike needed ASAP!

The latest in Star Wars themed bank robber disguises

frightening weight loss reminder.

That is so sad. I play my sad trombone for you.

babies in a bag.

Obama got a key endorsement.

home sweet home.

unique, and delicious, flickr group.

Hamster Whip now ready to cruise for hamster sluts. (Thanks Ami!)

a craplinks lesson in driving perspective.

finally i understand hip hop battle lyrics.

darth has a sweet rack.

hot new fashions

How much music does a man really need?

do they have a dollar value menu?

some light reading.

give your undercarriage a little how's-your-father.

ohnotheydidnt: Kermit Bale (thanks Pam)

apparently, jesus is a big lionel richie fan and can't stop dancin' on the ceiling.

George Brett shits himself twice a year (thanks Dan)

NOT what i expected based on the url.

bad night at the office for anthem singer... wait for it.

The Renewed Mind rocks the funky Jesus. Pimp dance solo 2 minutes in.

thirsty thursdays. worth it simply for the opening montage.

Watch out TLC, you are about to be unseated...

I'm intrigued, and I want more.

how the mustache started (somewhat nsfw).

political crap.

nerdy rappers may bring about the end of the world.

daredevil teacher.

remember when vegan sxe hardcore was the shit? this guy does!

Alas ye sprogs can rest 'er easy t'nite, Google t'is now avail' in Pirate!

slide on down!

Jesus is a friend of mine.

the ONLY way to get burglarized.

your tattoos are NUTS!

el guapo has been upstaged by wedding romantics.

what what?

karate chop ...wait for it

"mom!!!"

old news.

You don't have to blame the dog anymore.

bacon soap.

the sequel you've all been waiting for.

classy haikus.

emocore

going commando.

reason number 67980992635961295120197091750901 why i hate hippies.

words to live by.

one-stop-shop for all your faery needs.

get up, stand up!

fancy moves.

"it's armani."

vincent gallo sperm for sale. only $1,000,000.

These kids are scared for life: furry family (NSFW)

strapless panties.

vilf?

crapmaster.

ultimate commitment.

swedish luggage.

i had a hard time picking which page to craplink.

bravo, google.

double guitar!!!

busty and boozy bra that says "I am super classy"

the taste may not be to your liking, but the presentation is impeccable.

annie get yer gun.

doggie style sinks