Dick Cheney, a man who loves his fly fishing

The Mr. Move's greatest fantasy is now a reality.

Pee Wee wants you to stay off the crack.

go ahead, play this dude's pole.

How to win a hot dog eating contest

Play the light! (thanks Collin)

Mmmmmm, bacon. Er, I mean PIG PLACENTA!

Photoshop disasters, the blog

One hell of a flash game. You have to burn the rope.

refreshing!

I frakkin knew it!

tasty trash.

The 6 cutest animals that can still destroy you

The only mystery here is easily solved here

cougar central.

pretty kitty.

Bet you can't kill them all

fancy dress.

Your life sucks.  So buy a new one.

Bush's teleprompter slacking off, forgets to prompt "socialize"

Senator Mike Gravel involved in a weirdo cover of Helter Skelter. What a weird thing.

I hate you for naming me Rover. I hate you for feeding me Alpo. It's not that I couldn't fetch, it's that I didn't want to. And by the way, the UPS guy was giving it to mom

mmmmmmm....bacon

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Ummm....not so Happy Days?

Art opening or funeral?

When you care enough to send the very best

Give a toot don't pollute

Keep your bathroom 85% cleaner!

why do these guys always look the same? (two links again, i am so sneaky.)

3 year old explains Spitzer mess

wombats getting busy. (two links!)

Best trend EVA alert!! Anti-Emo riots in Mexico.

Yo Mtv codes

having trouble figuring out what to do for my birthday this year?

Welcome to the permanent collection of the Museum of Modern Art

Mario Brothers now scared children

Meet the real Mr. Mom

Now I know where I want to live next

but don't they both taste like fish?

google maps becomes increasingly helpful for those in, um, need.

#91 Book Deals: White people love getting book deals for their crappy blogs

Now she just needs some lube

unfortunately, the lights also make it easier for jocks to find you and beat you up.

let my people go... to the bathroom.

Tim Yu as a young boy.

awesome calendar for iranians in vegas.

i don't think that's how it's done.

fear not, they are working on becoming immune to electricity.

I will fuck you up with this fuckin ham.

bible fight

friendly skies.

YO' SNORLAX EFFIN OWNS!

Kindness is everything.

daughters for sale! no, really.

lawn gnome learns side-step, makes boy scream like little girl. (watch the video, wait for the shriek.)

I like tacos and burritos

work it, work it!

sweet apartment deal!

"You know, that puddle should have its own blog."

Wasted time - literally (:37 sec in)

Jay J. Armes, Private Investigator

These knit boobies and junk are fun and educational!

Coming to an Equinox gym near you

a girl in every port. no, seriously.

another niche filled: magazine editors with animals, medium sized edition

Who needs a movie?

Watch out for that pole!

Wiki Fuck Ghandi

Hey you kids, stop cussin!

Just for walking your dog, taking out the trash, getting your mail.

hottest new band.

pornfortheblind.org This is ripe for commentary, and perhaps for vigorous masturbation (if you are a sexless blind person who gets off on the clinical narration of our nation's dirtiest porn sites.)

Potburger victim decries sentences. More at 11.

Shower fun. (Thanks Mer)

Hope for the ugly, differently abled and terminally single

carton of irregular cat hats.

I smell Oscar

Erotic Falconry.

sleeping bag for nerds who hate handjobs.

tote bag for nerds.

Huckabee: "we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper"

"Playing" Pi - It's high brow, It's high concept, It's stupid.

the milkmaid

mmmmmm, pizza...

Squirrel conquered, mission accomplished.

most obvious headline ever.

One question, are you nursing?

sesamecore.

Need a lift?

octodog.

Latest headline tempting women in grocery stores: Your Va-Jay-Jay

garfield minus garfield

Dickhats

Music makes the world go around.

Bush, about to autograph forehead of Ghana boy

So you think you can park a car. But are you a car parking champion?

Bad day at the office?

Hillary can't spell Toledo and posts pictures of people booing her

The iToilet

evil mashup.

Anything can happen on Swedish TV

That is some sweet bush

be the ball, danny.

good news for your hairdo, nubrella!

deals to die for!

Moon babies.

so i checked out all these and this one's the fucking crappiest.

growing up jersey.

the shades and the flowbie-do are remote controlled, too.

Organize, Share, and Discover great ganja pictures. All for FREE. (thanks Jason)

"will you sign my yearbook?"

Wicca cool

The website delivers on what it says

After loosing the Super Bowl, the New England Patriots donated all of their XXL "19-0 We Won the Super Bowl" t-shirts to a poor village in Nicaragua...then this clown rubbed it in their faces

then they made him walk the plank.

the latest in eyewear.

Goth angel

Toilet reading

meat rugs.

Sometimes, when I'm camping, I just crave frozen drinks

Seriously crappy

neighborly love.

he really picked up that spare.

be my valentine. only the finest awaits.

well spoken ginger-haired youth with drum set apparently has some beef.

just a scrappy bunch of guys from kokomo, trying to live the dream on 8 wheels.

Stuff white people like.

Awesome workout

i am officially going to hell.

Isabella Rossellini is everywhere! - and agrees with David Lynch.

Best contest ever

First growing poles, now glowing poles

finally the proper vessel for my horrible poetry.

poo from wieners results in kidnapping of jesus christ.

"roy burgandy" makes hot, impromptu spanish love on cnbc.

"astronauts get played tough, like the ukelele."

Kinda Political

Mick-sploitation

i thought they only liked donuts.

Your chance to own a piece of art history!

the best part is the whispered "sorry for my language." listen close.

Exhausted Hamburger

Bacon Peanut Brittle

Ferrari Tank

that's the way to throw yourself on the mercy of the court.

count blankula.

These in white, HOTNESS!

i love you so much i bought you a 40 pound bear.

awesome looking site, evidently for idiots.

Watch your little pole grow!

the long arm of the claw.

100% guaranteed to get you laid...

Actually, someone does bother me...

Awesome ringtones

someone needs to toilet paper this bad boy.

Stay Focused

I can't move my cart...nevermind they're moving

It's what Friday nights are made for...

smell.

workout chair for the woefully lazy.

There are some things I don't want in my pocket

Isabella Rossellini demonstrates Insect Fornication

Pretend to get your pet drunk

It's like these stories write themselves sometimes

The only travel guide I use

SBLRF

want bug (thanks Kathy)

fellow craplinkers, they've finally coined a name for us.

burger in a can.

secret fatties.

robbery machine.

sumo blowjobs.

Ahhhh! YEAH! Van Halen vocal track. Wailing.

ahoy, meaty!

i guess he should have seen that one coming, too.

Oh, wow

The experience of film on iPhone

What if your life really is in the toilet?

Pac Man's skull

It's time to let the goth out of your PC

No time for "fooling around" when you're killing people (thanks Collin). Full write-up here.

Really Deep Purple - Wait at least until a minute in to get the full effect.

Mr. Ray's Hair Weave

Just look at the two dudes who are going to take you to outer space.

Baby Got Back, the musical (thanks Meredith)

'bout time somebody said it

i guess andre the giant liked beer.

Bam! Ka-Pow!

I always thought the odor was normal.

Pizza Hut "Secret Cheese" Exposed (thanks Kathy)

Garfield on acid

awesome headline.

their commitment is life for 300 years.

look out shorties.

Tom Cruise has the ability to create new and better realities and improve conditions

You need this man.

this dude can kill like, so many orks now. do not miss the video.

in case any jews come to get you in your sleep!

i don't know what quote is my favorite... "because they're famous," "have me do it for you," or "everyone has, they love it." classic.