tote bag for nerds.

Huckabee: "we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper"

"Playing" Pi - It's high brow, It's high concept, It's stupid.

the milkmaid

mmmmmm, pizza...

Squirrel conquered, mission accomplished.

most obvious headline ever.

One question, are you nursing?

sesamecore.

Need a lift?

octodog.

Latest headline tempting women in grocery stores: Your Va-Jay-Jay

garfield minus garfield

Dickhats

Music makes the world go around.

Bush, about to autograph forehead of Ghana boy

So you think you can park a car. But are you a car parking champion?

Bad day at the office?

Hillary can't spell Toledo and posts pictures of people booing her

The iToilet

evil mashup.

Anything can happen on Swedish TV

That is some sweet bush

be the ball, danny.

good news for your hairdo, nubrella!

deals to die for!

Moon babies.

so i checked out all these and this one's the fucking crappiest.

growing up jersey.

the shades and the flowbie-do are remote controlled, too.

Organize, Share, and Discover great ganja pictures. All for FREE. (thanks Jason)

"will you sign my yearbook?"

Wicca cool

The website delivers on what it says

After loosing the Super Bowl, the New England Patriots donated all of their XXL "19-0 We Won the Super Bowl" t-shirts to a poor village in Nicaragua...then this clown rubbed it in their faces

then they made him walk the plank.

the latest in eyewear.

Goth angel

Toilet reading

meat rugs.

Sometimes, when I'm camping, I just crave frozen drinks

Seriously crappy

neighborly love.

he really picked up that spare.

be my valentine. only the finest awaits.

well spoken ginger-haired youth with drum set apparently has some beef.

just a scrappy bunch of guys from kokomo, trying to live the dream on 8 wheels.

Stuff white people like.

Awesome workout

i am officially going to hell.

Isabella Rossellini is everywhere! - and agrees with David Lynch.

Best contest ever

First growing poles, now glowing poles

finally the proper vessel for my horrible poetry.

poo from wieners results in kidnapping of jesus christ.

"roy burgandy" makes hot, impromptu spanish love on cnbc.

"astronauts get played tough, like the ukelele."

Kinda Political

Mick-sploitation

i thought they only liked donuts.

Your chance to own a piece of art history!

the best part is the whispered "sorry for my language." listen close.

Exhausted Hamburger

Bacon Peanut Brittle

Ferrari Tank

that's the way to throw yourself on the mercy of the court.

count blankula.

These in white, HOTNESS!

i love you so much i bought you a 40 pound bear.

awesome looking site, evidently for idiots.

Watch your little pole grow!

the long arm of the claw.

100% guaranteed to get you laid...

Actually, someone does bother me...

Awesome ringtones

someone needs to toilet paper this bad boy.

Stay Focused

I can't move my cart...nevermind they're moving

It's what Friday nights are made for...

smell.

workout chair for the woefully lazy.

There are some things I don't want in my pocket

Isabella Rossellini demonstrates Insect Fornication

Pretend to get your pet drunk

It's like these stories write themselves sometimes

The only travel guide I use

SBLRF

want bug (thanks Kathy)

fellow craplinkers, they've finally coined a name for us.

burger in a can.

secret fatties.

robbery machine.

sumo blowjobs.

Ahhhh! YEAH! Van Halen vocal track. Wailing.

ahoy, meaty!

i guess he should have seen that one coming, too.

Oh, wow

The experience of film on iPhone

What if your life really is in the toilet?

Pac Man's skull

It's time to let the goth out of your PC

No time for "fooling around" when you're killing people (thanks Collin). Full write-up here.

Really Deep Purple - Wait at least until a minute in to get the full effect.

Mr. Ray's Hair Weave

Just look at the two dudes who are going to take you to outer space.

Baby Got Back, the musical (thanks Meredith)

'bout time somebody said it

i guess andre the giant liked beer.

Bam! Ka-Pow!

I always thought the odor was normal.

Pizza Hut "Secret Cheese" Exposed (thanks Kathy)

Garfield on acid

awesome headline.

their commitment is life for 300 years.

look out shorties.

Tom Cruise has the ability to create new and better realities and improve conditions

You need this man.

this dude can kill like, so many orks now. do not miss the video.

in case any jews come to get you in your sleep!

i don't know what quote is my favorite... "because they're famous," "have me do it for you," or "everyone has, they love it." classic.

imagine looking for change in those cushions?

Stick 'em Sunny-Side Up!

Lord of the Ring Dings

Let's be STD Friends!!!

Awkward

sick puppy, grandma.

phew, as long as it's strictly platonic.

"jordan!"

You snooze, you loose...for real

Pimp My Ride: Bourgeois Edition

blow your lunch?

Apparently LSU is #1

eat your heart out, girl.

Stop surfing the web and meet some girls

but how do you feel about turtles?

what is worse here, the furry suits, or the stone temple pilots sing-a-long?

midget rodeo.

Amy Fisher is the new Misshapes!

taking it to the limit!

You like horses?

Take that Mr advertisement!

Don't tailgate deez nuts. (thanks Zofos)

shortest dead pool ever?

Its my party and I'll cry if I want to

Arab Drift.

So gross... but so good.

SF peeps better rethink their ride to the prom

Feeling loney tonight? So are these dudes: JohnsTV

Skincare products for "The Man of the House" (wording theirs)

Monsters.

the next bruce springsteen she ain't.

We have reached a new milestone in the domestication of cats (Darwin would be shocked)

No smoking? No problem

A waste of military surveillance technology

The lightweight's guide to winning at sumo

the gift that keeps on giving.

This kid will kick your ass.

Polka anyone?

has our beloved craplinks jumped the shark?

grody plush toys.

all i want for christmas.

flying mansquirrels.

This one goes out to my D&D peeps: Lightning Bolt!

Ian MacKaye sells out

40 oz. cozy - good to the last drop

glowing cats!

Join the army?

Kant Attack Ad

Sounds good to me.

"We were talking about sweeps, sweeps... right guys?"

where do you catch the VD subway line?

Lesbros.

Doesn't Deep Roy (From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) look an awful lot like Betty Friedan (The feminist)?

Tubular - in the future we are all lazy fucks

Dancing with myself indeed

I Was Robbed By Two Men (the workout tape)

this is just wrong.

The Modernist Dog House

cuddly pet crap.

Hannakuah Ham!

Binocular Soccer - Hilarious.

It's delicious

newest russian folk sensation.

Here's what the Chinese think of your open source collaborative web site

Mohammed the Bear

more terrible rap! i think i saw this guy in greenpoint yerterday.

new snoop dog. awesome.

treeman. holy crap. wait through the commercial.

lamest blanket. but your hands can roam free to order a pizza!

worst rap ever?

i'm melting. melting.

most useful craplink ever.

poops are more fun in pairs

Pikachu's vagina

Lo-Res Tie

Soap that knows your head from your ASS

Really useless inventions.

squirrel melts.

Cookin with Merrill Howard Kalin (Thanks Seth!)

flatulence control for the holidays