Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Monday, April 10, 2006

Stop all research and focus on this: houseflies need glasses

Friday, April 07, 2006

Help Win My Bet reaches 2 million hits
Worried about how to protect you cash when traveling? Get a BRIEF SAFE.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

LASIK eye surgery at home. Check out the Four Easy Steps page. Remember not to blink!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Green Day records "American Idiot" and sticks it to those Red States for being so simple minded. Then some 30 something Nashville record producers get together and record "Bush Was Right" and pretty much cut a lame record. However, favorite chorus "Ted Kennedy - Wrong, Cindy Sheehan - Wrong, France - Wrong, Zell Miller - Right"

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Am I the only one who didn't know about Snakes on a Plane?

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Monday, March 06, 2006

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Monday, February 27, 2006

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Friday, February 17, 2006

Friday, February 10, 2006

proof that Corky still "has it."
I want to rub perl modules all over my hairy chest. it is so wrong. just wrong.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

NYC residents: shopping, made cheap and easy.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

The reason why restaurants should not be allowed websites.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

this is both very cool and hilarious: dogs and lazers!

Friday, January 13, 2006

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Monday, January 09, 2006

This is like an Irony knuckle sandwich right in the face. Ted Kennedy has a dog named Splash

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Keepin' the streets of Jackson Michigan safe
Marion Barry and I have something in common. We've both been robbed at gunpoint in our nation's capitol. And I thought there wasn't supposed to be any guns in DC.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

MSN encourages responsible self expression - graffiti in the real world is not cool, so spray it on The Refreshing Wall, not in your 'hood.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Friday, December 16, 2005

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

There's still time! Your company NEEDS a Delorean appearance for the Christmas party.
Home Security Viking Style
The hidden truth about our nation, revealed!
Any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the "Worst Day of Their Lives!"

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Democratic Stratego - Complete with surplus hijacker!

Monday, December 12, 2005

Generally speaking, Democrats are lamer than Republicans. Here's proof

Sunday, December 11, 2005

George Bush gets the poo poo flag. You too can baffle your local authorities: free flags.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Stolen from defectiveyeti.com

I wonder how many Ralph Wiggum quotations are registered domain names. mefailenglish.com - check! thatsunpossible.com - check! ibentmywookie.com - check! tastelikeburning.com - check. mycatsbreathsmellslikecatfood.com - check! supernintendochalmers.com - check! Jesus, the list just goes on and on. imidaho.com still available, though.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Be glad that you don't live here this Christmas.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The Rent is too Damn High party. They were On the ballot in New York City's mayoral elections!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

don't be affraid of robots: How to Survive a Robot Uprising (thanks Lorrin!)
This is the most amazing thing I have seen in awhile: Arnold in Brazil (thanks Jason!)

Thursday, November 17, 2005

You remember the old days? The Kate Moss coked out days? (not work safe)

Monday, November 14, 2005

Ali G pisses off world's 9th largest country.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Thursday, November 03, 2005

One Star Amazon Reviews of some of America's greatest novels.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The Puritans have landed and are starting to depart from Plymouth Rock. Progress might be slow, but will not be influenced by revolutionary adversaries! (Canada, Europe, etc)

Monday, October 31, 2005

Hesitant to try that new Cheerios-related product? Perhaps this will help you make up your mind.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Crap that shit!
What did you do last week? This guy made a cardboard AT-AT costume for his friend's lame Halloween party.
boring office job?

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

I was waiting for this before having kids.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Let me tell you a little story of the man with the HAIR HAT

Friday, October 14, 2005

Row Row Row your boat. This reporter makes it seem that she's paddling this canoe down a river, but notice the guys walk by in front of her.
Crappy new adventure starring Gumby
Most editorial cartoons are either smart or funny. This one is both smart and funny.
Oh, you can smell that?

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

One day we will look back on this discovery, wistfully, as the beginning of the end. But the robots will look at it as the end of the beginning.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

This guy has it all figured out. Vladimir Putin is the anti-christ, Osama bin Laden is the destroyer, armageddon will occur sometime in 2007, its all here. I would love to meet this guy at a party.
live lobster vending machine

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Follow up to the Japanese porn store items, here is the beer can in case you missed it [work safe level: 3/ 10]

Friday, September 30, 2005

Previously unreleased shiny-happy cut of The Shining

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Taking suckers out daily with Fistful O' Dollars

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Going out to all my Baywatch homies, This is for real, Yo.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Thursday, September 15, 2005

These are troubled times. Take a stand by signing this petition.
Thank you
Remember the Katrina fetus? It marked the coming of the Federletus.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Monday, September 12, 2005

Fun with photoshop.
And now for something totally stupid. FEMA has a rap song on their "kidz" page about FEMA. A fucking rap song!
Office Space Legoland

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Yes, Kanye, but are you saying he's a Golddigger?

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Avast! Ye skalliwags best mark yer datelog with this 'ere. This fine day beith just a shallow o'er the horizon, the 19th of September. Ay, you heard it here first.
Fundamentals of Android Philosophy

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Monday, August 22, 2005

Friday, August 19, 2005

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

I have no girlfriend and television bores me.
Nobody would have been hurt if they just gave away Dells.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Thursday, August 11, 2005

here, here, Dog Poop Girl as a martyr, let's publicly shame everyone else who ignores their dog's booby-trap planting tactics.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

serge gainsbourg to whitney houston on french tv:
"i want to fuck you"

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Rep. John T. Salazar (Colo.), Keeping the World Safe From Wedding Crashers
But Not From Fat People

Friday, July 22, 2005

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

"Everyone is riding and laughing and Cornholing."

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

the Jefferson D'Arcy guy wins an award

Monday, July 18, 2005

who knew it was this easy to be Alanis Morissette?

Friday, July 15, 2005

I would like to introduce you to Tom Leppard