Brokeback to the Future

Miller Auditions

did somebody say McDonalds?

Kangaroo takes to the sea

Pets In Uniform

Restraining a Cat

this migth be painful to watch: Hasselhoff is hooked on something

How-to paper models of sci-fi crap

NYC residents: shopping, made cheap and easy.

Extreme Hide and Seek

The reason why restaurants should not be allowed websites.

this is both very cool and hilarious: dogs and lazers!

Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from.....

Mayor Nagin as Willy Wonka

remember that girl from the chatroom?

booze away: Drunk Klunk

knitta please : tagging with yarn

COPS SUCK! tellin' it like it is. [Rescued by Google cache]

This is like an Irony knuckle sandwich right in the face. Ted Kennedy has a dog named Splash

Crappiest action figure of all time.

Keepin' the streets of Jackson Michigan safe

Marion Barry and I have something in common. We've both been robbed at gunpoint in our nation's capitol. And I thought there wasn't supposed to be any guns in DC.

In search of the perfect jello shot

MSN encourages responsible self expression - graffiti in the real world is not cool, so spray it on The Refreshing Wall, not in your 'hood.

Dropping the Hamiltons: The "Chronic"-als of Narnia!

Get ready to rock your turban: TUNAK TUNAK TAN!

Pimp my wish list (thanks Jason)

Light Saber Training

There's still time! Your company NEEDS a Delorean appearance for the Christmas party.

Home Security Viking Style

The hidden truth about our nation, revealed!

Any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the "Worst Day of Their Lives!"

Democratic Stratego - Complete with surplus hijacker!

Generally speaking, Democrats are lamer than Republicans. Here's proof

George Bush gets the poo poo flag. You too can baffle your local authorities: free flags.

Stolen from defectiveyeti.com

I wonder how many Ralph Wiggum quotations are registered domain names. mefailenglish.com - check! thatsunpossible.com - check! ibentmywookie.com - check! tastelikeburning.com - check. mycatsbreathsmellslikecatfood.com - check! supernintendochalmers.com - check! Jesus, the list just goes on and on. imidaho.com still available, though.

I'm Dreaming of A White House Christmas

Be glad that you don't live here this Christmas.

So Kansas IS flatter than a pancake

CDs are now a Crappy Present (Thanks Josh)

Zombie soldiers, back from the dead to vote Bush out of office (thanks Perkins).

Secret Satan!

The Rent is too Damn High party. They were On the ballot in New York City's mayoral elections!

'Tis the season

don't wear your steak handband around hungry lizards. Japanese wackness.

don't be affraid of robots: How to Survive a Robot Uprising (thanks Lorrin!)

This is the most amazing thing I have seen in awhile: Arnold in Brazil (thanks Jason!)

Horse painter

What to do with those stickers from your new PC.

weird music video

Top Thirty Chuck Norris Facts

You remember the old days? The Kate Moss coked out days? (not work safe)

I came across this yummy product line while researching those new Snoop Doggs

Man Versus Nature: The Struggle Continues

MIT Study: Tin-foil hats

Ali G pisses off world's 9th largest country.

More Starbucks, but Sexy!

50 cent movie may be hazardous to your health.

What would a Yooper call it?

Pat O'Brien is a bad, bad man (thanks Will)

gif animation sensation!

Frenchy answer-phone commercial [NSFW]

One Star Amazon Reviews of some of America's greatest novels.

The Puritans have landed and are starting to depart from Plymouth Rock. Progress might be slow, but will not be influenced by revolutionary adversaries! (Canada, Europe, etc)

Hesitant to try that new Cheerios-related product? Perhaps this will help you make up your mind.

Crap that shit!

What did you do last week? This guy made a cardboard AT-AT costume for his friend's lame Halloween party.

boring office job?

I was waiting for this before having kids.

http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com

It doesn't get much crappier than this. Notice the guy in the back.

I just bought two cars and a yacht ... did you?

Waxing David Hasselhoff. Extremely crappy

where babies come from

Poop Friends!

Some sad musician desperately needs a new job.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Craplinks bought by Google!

Let me tell you a little story of the man with the HAIR HAT

Row Row Row your boat. This reporter makes it seem that she's paddling this canoe down a river, but notice the guys walk by in front of her.

Crappy new adventure starring Gumby

Most editorial cartoons are either smart or funny. This one is both smart and funny.

Oh, you can smell that?

People, please stop dressing your dogs up like bees.

how to get really popular on myspace

gay werewolf

One day we will look back on this discovery, wistfully, as the beginning of the end. But the robots will look at it as the end of the beginning.

This guy has it all figured out. Vladimir Putin is the anti-christ, Osama bin Laden is the destroyer, armageddon will occur sometime in 2007, its all here. I would love to meet this guy at a party.

live lobster vending machine

wilt chamberlain guinea pig

Follow up to the Japanese porn store items, here is the beer can in case you missed it [work safe level: 3/ 10]

Previously unreleased shiny-happy cut of The Shining

Taking suckers out daily with Fistful O' Dollars

police looters

wacky japanese sex toys

What happens when you pass out drunk with your friends around.

Dutch reality TV show "probably illegal"

Going out to all my Baywatch homies, This is for real, Yo.

Jay-z get a blowjob

He says he does it for the children

These are troubled times. Take a stand by signing this petition.
Thank you

Remember the Katrina fetus? It marked the coming of the Federletus.

crap car but dig the commercial

Fun with photoshop.

And now for something totally stupid. FEMA has a rap song on their "kidz" page about FEMA. A fucking rap song!

Office Space Legoland

Yes, Kanye, but are you saying he's a Golddigger?

Avast! Ye skalliwags best mark yer datelog with this 'ere. This fine day beith just a shallow o'er the horizon, the 19th of September. Ay, you heard it here first.

Fundamentals of Android Philosophy

Atari Belt Buckle

Listen lady, there are no more fucking postcards!

Map

Ali G was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson's bodyguards - after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs' wedding.

Our baser competition.

Everyone hates Tony Little.

Learn to fold your T-shirts with Japanese Effeciency!

Giant Catfish found and the villagers fucking ate it!

Read the review.

Chickens

meet the Softmuffin

I have no girlfriend and television bores me.

Nobody would have been hurt if they just gave away Dells.

the catsup crapper

USA Today like graphic explaining reason for Novak's eruption.

Novak's rock star antics.

A Tasteful Commemoration.

here, here, Dog Poop Girl as a martyr, let's publicly shame everyone else who ignores their dog's booby-trap planting tactics.

Infinite craplink

Mercedes

Unfettered access to powerful technology is not necessarily a positive development in human culture.
(Watch the video.)

Mac user, you know you want the MegaManEffect

Stuff On My Cat

Down goes Fraiser! The Kels takes a fall. (thanks Zoe)

super slow-mo clips

serge gainsbourg to whitney houston on french tv:
"i want to fuck you"

Rep. John T. Salazar (Colo.), Keeping the World Safe From Wedding Crashers
But Not From Fat People

Stop the Daily Show before it kills again

"Everyone is riding and laughing and Cornholing."

the Jefferson D'Arcy guy wins an award

who knew it was this easy to be Alanis Morissette?

I would like to introduce you to Tom Leppard

Euro physics students with too much time on their hands. Why the bikini?

Ask Scott

invented by alcoholics who couldn't get high enough

worst Fantastic 4 movie tie-in toy ever

human tetris

PRAY FOR OMARION!

this just in...

The on-going march toward ultra-specificity in the blogosphere.

someone at levis did some acid

We will never know why.

... you need Ninja Wizards

stunning new cell phone technology

Second Coming of Jesus goes horribly wrong.

Elektronik - Supersonik, the way it was meant to be

I was seeking a female cycling companion

gotta love stern's beat

Crap! They really are watching

Parents love Penis Magazine

Wacko for Jacko!

And the winner is....

get your shoe-lacing style tips

Vader buys a vowel.

weird people who won a t-shirt contest

ET spotted!

I think you need to do some beard research

wipe out!

the only Angora rabbit who has ever won the Open Best in Show

Sign of our on-going decline #9589.

phallis logo awards

Batman on Robin Action.

Burt Reynolds will fuck you up

sexy burger

Best Conspiracy Ever: Keith Richards predicts 9/11

Performance art MUST conquer the world.

prequel to MTV's Laguna Beach

God damn FEMA.

Stop the gay telecom providers.

Monster Burger

please PLEASE don't make Dick Cheney our president.

Find a Not Starbucks near you

why?

for those who are still "too cool" to buy CDs

avoid a wet pet with PetCast

Can you handle it?

a site for useless tips to add to your bookmark list of useless blogs

kewpie??

Wing wants you to hear her music.

Wingnut Squirrel

this just in...

Profound stick figure drawing

I like this logo

Super Greg. Don't forget.

Sweden is a land of sodomy, bestiality, and incest.

It is what it is.

Philosophy Posse Usez Mad Skillz, yo!

Word.

Keep your fellow tea drinking slackers in check

Lock 'n' Load Jesus Mouse Pad What?!

Cat News

Chicago nerds, get your game on

Don't mess with the Putzmeister

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