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kewpie??

Wing wants you to hear her music.

Wingnut Squirrel

this just in...

Profound stick figure drawing

I like this logo

Super Greg. Don't forget.

Sweden is a land of sodomy, bestiality, and incest.

It is what it is.

Philosophy Posse Usez Mad Skillz, yo!

Word.

Keep your fellow tea drinking slackers in check

Lock 'n' Load Jesus Mouse Pad What?!

Cat News

Chicago nerds, get your game on

Don't mess with the Putzmeister

HULK'S DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET

this is awesome: Bacon Strips Bandages

Guess-the-google

Bye, Billy.

ready to ROCK THE FOREST!

You had your Passover Sedar while ShaBot 6000, the Rabbi, and 50-Cent did the Seda' club

meat art

The Superbowl is Gay

Voltron got served

who the hell would wear these kicks

the Rasterbation craze.

Sorry it's WMV, but remember Mother day is coming up, so treat her right.

when D&D freaks grow up

If you are cool enough, you might be allowed in the Trogdor Fan Club

for all my graphic nerds in the hiz-house

More Starbucks love

another reason why a cappella sucks

az penis!

Crap trailer.

Such a sexy keytar!

D.C. is for lovers.

Getting lucky in a bar bathroom. Rock on.

Stay street and brush up on your lingo

rat fight!

baywatch beauty!

lovable athlete's foot, ulcers ... but where is SARS?

dinosaur, whale, squid fight

Glam band "Limozeen" try to score backstage passes for the babeliens ... in outer space.

old-school craplink

Thanks to blogspot.com, Sallie too has a voice (Bill found that one)

Google, God of the Internet officially adorns
George W Bush with his hard-earned new title : "miserable failure"

Excellent treatment for your children

The daily rituals of Robert Evans. (NSFW)

The Perry Bible Fellowship. Weird/creppy/funny comics.

You're Wasting Your Life!!

Uncle Smoothjazz, how does the Internet work?
Why it couldn't be simpler, beeyatch.

Oral Sex According to the Word of God

Chicago Tribune writes concerned citizens worry about "gay agenda" of Marshall Field's 7 Dwarves window display [requires registration]

"When Marshall Field's employed a Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs theme for its 2004 holiday festivities, the Chicago-born retailer received some complaints that it was promoting the homosexual lifestyle, an executive said recently.

The concerned citizens divined that there was a 'hidden gay agenda' in Field's theme 'because seven men were living together,' Gregory Clark, vice president of creative services for Field's in Minneapolis, recounted last month at a Retail Advertising & Marketing Association conference in Chicago."

only the finest dress-up Adult diapers available on eBay.

elephants can be such assholes when they drink (thanks Sean)

the official Bert Is Evil site, not the sell out.

alaron.com hacked by the Cyber Terrorist Division! ... going out to the "Ape-Bush and your little bitchs." Here was the screensnap.

Watch out ladies, it's BikerFox! (Thanks Terry)

translations for the common man: woman words

Superman is a Dick.

getaway to beautiful North Korea!

I am not sure what exactly is going on, but I kinda like this

scientists lead the way in understanding gay, nyphomaniac cows (and our other furry friends out there)

Hamsters once again employed for the sake of art

ah, the ways of the ecreep

Essential kitchen item for all the Sadists out there.

A crapworthy Straight Outta Compton cover

Stoner regrets teaching dog to fetch

i like baseball. i love steroids. and my hair ROCKS!

Maybe more amazing then the Gates: "The Crackers"

White Boy Dance

Nice Tits

Thanks to the Microsoft knowledgebase, moms around the world can finally understand their reclusive, anti-social teenagers.

Gates casualty: Who's the Boss NOW?

New Mexico proposes The Right To Eat Enchiladas Act -- we can probably thank Super Size Me for this.

Can you solve the hardest riddle on the Internet?

for those who shamelessly park like an idiot

too much coke or too much kitty?

would you like to bond? take a seat

Gizoogle for shizzle like the D-O-Double-Gizzle.

Schmutz on your screen? www.clean-your-screen-for-free-now.com

We're all trapped!!!!!

Keep up with Kevi as he loses weight for YOU

I think this art is as beautiful as the music it is inspired by. (Thanks Chris!)

Are you a Rugby Superfan?

God hates techno

Websites now being built by monkeys

Feel the hype, Fox News style

Have a Star Wars fantasy?

Everyday Low Wages at Wal-Mart !

I like sherry. Sherry sherry sherry. Backdoor sherry, that is.

Jesus Geek Superstar protests "Bush is too liberal"

wassamatter? Ain't you support Awareness??

Child spies, just like in Orwell.

when a normal coffin won't do: Fantasy Coffins

Emptying your Stadium Pal is done by placing your foot on the rim of a toilet bowl, and opening the T-tap valve.

if bored, you can play zork

Craplink for the ladies

nothing like a geek woman scorned

'Back That Ass Up' and 'Back That Azz Up' battle it out in court over copyright infringement.

Video tribute to Fox's Mark Mathis, world's most obnoxious weatherman ... apparently fired last year for substance abuse.

what's playing on Bush's iPod?

do you have what it takes to be a ninja in training?

In the future there will be napping (slight return)

And if you still find Apple annoying, you might even be a hater

Next on "Laguna Beach" : giant squid wash ashore for amazing reality TV stunt

Zoot hobby

Apple can be annoying

monkey methods: Bill Gates Strikes a Pose for Teen Beat Photospread, 1983

a little spammer payback

You talk the talk, now walk the walk.

You asked for it ... Now get your free KFC Gift Certificate

No shortage of death metal band names

now all the north koreans sing "cut your hair"

Fun with bunnies

gogoway.nerdcamp.net - strictly for the nerds

Play the Rat Wheel! Hold the up button to power up, then press any number key to do a trick.

Proof that animals are smarter than people.

dirty dirty dirty

Just in case you forgot, the Gaylords are one of the toughest Chicago street gangs (and their website proves it).

Guile [ of Street Fighter II ] dissed by eleven year-olds for his 90s haircut

Connection between facial hair and Unix nerd-knowledge explained

umm, ever wonder why Mac Classic shipped with useless apps like graphing calculator?

Now that xmas is almost over you can start planning what to get your honey for vday

free with mySUV

modern day catch 22

Experience the adventure, The HUMMER Collection or even classier still the uncompromising Trump

can anyone think of more ways to make money off the iPod craze?

no one messes with a guy with a massive star wars tattoo

Juvenile photoshop road madness, but I like it

take more pictures

Someone forgot to clean up after their Dead Pig!

Pointless Britta Phillips Makeup Shot

Iraq restructuring method applied to the Pattersons of Edison, NJ

Write letterz n shit, yo

ready to go to rock school?

Lazy music video for DC's punk kids, the A.K.s

welcome to the future: Tally Display

Let Us Now Praise Famous Pencil Men

apparently, The new Hardee's aint got shit on this

What would you do if you found Lindsay Lohan's wallet in Manhatten?

become a minister (free!) if you aren't one already.

Wanted: Anything That's Wrapped in Tape!

Canada to the rescue! - CNN.com - Bush Arrested in Canada for War Crimes

behold, it's McRorie One Man

The Grey Video

one gets over on the Crimson

Mike, here is that crack you were looking for (free shipping too).

Half-Naked Bears

take in some art

The twins do have a reputation you know

Freemans Restaurant absolutely LOVES the Bush daughters. I hope Mike made those reservations.

New York Attacked. By Pirates!

Argh!

most amazing!: Rainbow TV (Thanks Terry)

all I want this Christmas...

Mike Damone's Five-Point Shade Plan

cranes: bigger is better

Save your logs! Why web stats are important.

someone with more time on his hands then us at craplinks: Profanity Adventures

Somewhat educational

Hail Mary, Full of Cheddar

You Have Bad Taste in Music

election over, back to sodomy as usual

Remember last week's Word Hug? Fuck it.

Looking for a few good, really good men in
Peru

tara reid boobies (not safe for the office)

arr, me first craplink mateys

Will you join me in Cascadia? Greetings from the South. It sucks here as much as you'd think.

strong words for the South (thanks Kumar)

World hug

Mike yelled at me and he is mean...

G.W. Crew catalogue

Live richly

I'm George Bush, and I approved this message.

Triumph: Poop and Spin

Ashlee Simpson busted on SNL.

John Stewart Crossfire Meltdown

If the Bush Administration was your roommate

selling the draft

damn flying gays

Spider-Man Reviews Crayons! (thanks Remey)

the hardest working girl in the show business

sexy yardwork

Restore every woman's confidence in her power to please. Use Lysol Brand Disinfectant.

Pentagon Coverup Uncovered (Thanks Aidas)

You Forgot Poland

hats of meat (thanks Jen)

can you hear me now

More of the same crap.

Hey kids! Who wants some refreshing Limeade?!

Rumsfeld Fighting Technique (thanks Terry)

Corporate Bullshit Generator

senior photos

Doing a Lynndie (thanks Chris)

arnold rocks (itunes required)

Use W Ketchup - America's Ketchup for all your freedom fry needs.

Cheerleaders for Truth

Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth

Captured! By Robots