Monday, March 21, 2005

Friday, March 18, 2005

You're Wasting Your Life!!
Uncle Smoothjazz, how does the Internet work?
Why it couldn't be simpler, beeyatch.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Oral Sex According to the Word of God
Chicago Tribune writes concerned citizens worry about "gay agenda" of Marshall Field's 7 Dwarves window display [requires registration]

"When Marshall Field's employed a Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs theme for its 2004 holiday festivities, the Chicago-born retailer received some complaints that it was promoting the homosexual lifestyle, an executive said recently.

The concerned citizens divined that there was a 'hidden gay agenda' in Field's theme 'because seven men were living together,' Gregory Clark, vice president of creative services for Field's in Minneapolis, recounted last month at a Retail Advertising & Marketing Association conference in Chicago."

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

only the finest dress-up Adult diapers available on eBay.

Monday, March 14, 2005

elephants can be such assholes when they drink (thanks Sean)

Friday, March 11, 2005

Thursday, March 10, 2005

alaron.com hacked by the Cyber Terrorist Division! ... going out to the "Ape-Bush and your little bitchs." Here was the screensnap.
Watch out ladies, it's BikerFox! (Thanks Terry)

Monday, March 07, 2005

getaway to beautiful North Korea!
I am not sure what exactly is going on, but I kinda like this

Friday, February 25, 2005

Hamsters once again employed for the sake of art

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Essential kitchen item for all the Sadists out there.
A crapworthy Straight Outta Compton cover

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Friday, February 18, 2005

Thanks to the Microsoft knowledgebase, moms around the world can finally understand their reclusive, anti-social teenagers.
Gates casualty: Who's the Boss NOW?

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

New Mexico proposes The Right To Eat Enchiladas Act -- we can probably thank Super Size Me for this.

Monday, February 14, 2005

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Gizoogle for shizzle like the D-O-Double-Gizzle.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

I think this art is as beautiful as the music it is inspired by. (Thanks Chris!)
Are you a Rugby Superfan?

Monday, February 07, 2005

Friday, February 04, 2005

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Everyday Low Wages at Wal-Mart !
I like sherry. Sherry sherry sherry. Backdoor sherry, that is.
Jesus Geek Superstar protests "Bush is too liberal"

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

wassamatter? Ain't you support Awareness??
Child spies, just like in Orwell.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Monday, January 31, 2005

Emptying your Stadium Pal is done by placing your foot on the rim of a toilet bowl, and opening the T-tap valve.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Video tribute to Fox's Mark Mathis, world's most obnoxious weatherman ... apparently fired last year for substance abuse.

Monday, January 24, 2005

Friday, January 21, 2005

do you have what it takes to be a ninja in training?
In the future there will be napping (slight return)
And if you still find Apple annoying, you might even be a hater

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Monday, January 17, 2005

Thursday, January 13, 2005

You talk the talk, now walk the walk.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Monday, January 10, 2005

Friday, January 07, 2005

Play the Rat Wheel! Hold the up button to power up, then press any number key to do a trick.

Monday, January 03, 2005

Saturday, January 01, 2005

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Now that xmas is almost over you can start planning what to get your honey for vday

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Monday, December 20, 2004

Experience the adventure, The HUMMER Collection or even classier still the uncompromising Trump
can anyone think of more ways to make money off the iPod craze?

Friday, December 17, 2004

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Someone forgot to clean up after their Dead Pig!

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Friday, December 10, 2004

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

What would you do if you found Lindsay Lohan's wallet in Manhatten?
become a minister (free!) if you aren't one already.

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Friday, December 03, 2004

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Freemans Restaurant absolutely LOVES the Bush daughters. I hope Mike made those reservations.

Friday, November 19, 2004

Friday, November 12, 2004

election over, back to sodomy as usual
Remember last week's Word Hug? Fuck it.
Looking for a few good, really good men in
Peru

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Will you join me in Cascadia? Greetings from the South. It sucks here as much as you'd think.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

strong words for the South (thanks Kumar)

Monday, November 08, 2004

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Mike yelled at me and he is mean...

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

I'm George Bush, and I approved this message.

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Friday, October 08, 2004

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Hey kids! Who wants some refreshing Limeade?!

Monday, September 27, 2004

Monday, August 23, 2004

Paris Hilton's dog speaks out! (thanks Chris)

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Monday, August 02, 2004

Monday, July 26, 2004

Monday, July 19, 2004

Thursday, July 15, 2004

At Despair, we help people realize their true potential.

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Mama, in these uncertain times you should let your babies grow up to be This.
Underwater Post Office is necessary innovation.

Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Thursday, May 06, 2004

Monday, May 03, 2004

Kirk Cameron wants to save your mom. (Choose hi-speed connection for best Kirk!)

Sunday, May 02, 2004

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

Monday, April 19, 2004