bonerless hugging tips from christian rappers.

someone's stoked...

"I know, we can put twitter on it" = Epic billboard fail

photographic evidence of boogeymen.

and the sexless sleeping bag.

...and the stocking stuffer for the sexless.

the perfect holiday gift for that certain someone who has everything (except sex).

gilded pussies.

The Channing Show!

someday i aspire to have my own entry.

Truckers Delight NSFW

Perfect for calling those 1-900 numbers

Sexy-weird uncles discover youtube (kinda NSFW)

calling all jedis.

Keggers of Yore

"Me Jane" Hanger

lasik idol.

jerky off.

mary poppin's.

Vin Diagram

one-stop holiday shopping.

Penis Chorale Part II

feel free to explore the rest stop.

Hound dogs do have good noses!

laser pen nut shot.

Crapkin.