scary gang.

find that special someone.

Deep in the trenches, it's hard to know what might come. [NSFW]

high class manicure.

nevermind healthcare, war or corporate bailouts. the real reason to hate obama is that he banned flavored dips

duck face.

guidos.

what's next, some party jams blasting out of a zune?

All he did was ask the kid a simple question.

Coolest gramma death evar

Red alert for people who likes dress up like horses: The Black Stallion

answering the burning questions of the day.

The Master Cigarette Lighter (via Andrew)

Get paranoid, Chicago

New improved snakes (now with claws!)

Even Patrick Swayze's brother is no Patrick Swayze

D.C. is home to the biggest boners

Sometimes all you need are three frames

they have travelled from the future to bring you the sounds of recent ghetto past.

awesome karaoke.

We call it crap.

M-I-C (see some real boobs), K-E-Y (why? because we like them), B-O-O-B-S

but how do you jerk off?

That's one brutal cock.

Hey Facebook Mom, I'm not your son. (seriously... I'm not him. hahah)

shave that yeti.

crap link.

The game is broomsticks. (I'm guessing you can win a lengthy vacation in prison.)

methamphetamine inspires ingenuity

Ted Danson knows what love is

World's largest gummy bear (5 lbs of gummy, 12,600 calories)