MJ Dead Skin Mask

do you like to party?

i can finally celebrate my patriotism.

yes that's really what they called it.

Good advice from the past (especially after a proper soiling)

Farah, Ed, Billy, Sky, and MJ, doing just fine (thanks Bill)

lazy? want pancakes? batter blaster (thanks Joel)

finally, an answer for those living in park slope.

"you're so sexy when you sleep."

We have been monitoring the situation for the last week and came to one conclusion. Arthur Kade, you are a super douche and our hero. Respect!

This just in, Lost photos of Air France Flight 447’s last moments. Nice work Bolivian News Team!

Burger King "blow job" ad dissected

the answer to today's burning news question.

Italian voice guy getting crazy on Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Behold the genius that is Burger King Diamond

Paintings of Obama nude with pancakes, unicorns, and Ugly Better. That is all....

Nude Sports Blog (possibly the crappiest porn ever) NSFW!

Superior Web Solutions (not compatible with Firefox) (turn up the sound)

meatatarians unite!

it's true, autotune is everywhere.

"larping" is definitely not a new sexual maneuver.

"gallery of regrets"

What do you call a hot dog stand in a church?

best detention slip ever

i've heard of man hands, but the dreaded "penistoe thumb?"

The Complete Social Media Douchbag

"i am my mother."

Obie Fernandez has some Facebook Issues.

athletes not getting laid despite being stars of the latest major sporting craze.

Mmmmmmm....bologna

Crazy rabbit lady just doesn't have the same ring to it.

whacko announcer finishes goals with movie quotes. "score! you did the motorboat didn't you?!"

Amazing Misdemeanor

Can I get a few STARS ON MY FACE

recession got you down? there is work out there. and i DO mean "out there."

Celebrities Upside Down James Earl Jones and Jennifer Aniston are definite highlights.

The Nipple Bra

better than a bedroom DJ

finally, the comprehensive guide to asians.

maintain your dignity, y'all. but does it hold wet wipes?

sketchy.

ohio news station reports just the bear facts.

top o' the muffin to YOU!

shouldn't be hard to spot THIS guy.

Sweden got talent

and the winner of dumb face tattoos somehow is NOT the earth crisis guy.

heavy metal parrot.

Bret Michaels gets upstaged by backdrop

Interactive, walk around, and look at awesome boobs game

creepy dude offed by dog.

Strata Management says no to animals

My friend Erikkka's future husband.

The autobiography of Joseph L. Monzo

also like pringles? horrible rappers.

dance moves.

unicorns are like pringles, i couldn't have just one.

literal video.

i've heard of mailbox baseball, but come on.

latest trend in biking / rapping and video games.

jewcats.