Are you a single, divorced woman looking to get married? Jerry G hosts a meetup just for you.

Apparently vegetarians have better sex (with pumpkins, and stuff)

The Ramones, now with lead guitar.

guaranteed to be the least effective dating event ever.

finally an obama souvenir i can believe in.

It's all good and fun till someone's brain is eaten.

You'll find, when you have a little magic, the flirting comes easy

best arcade game ever.

Silly armed robber couldn't trick us with his black magic

the posse industry remains resilient in the face of global economic collapse.

Obama, not in public please (thanks Kevin)

Standing-to-pee envy

dude, that's the auxiliary jack - get outta there!

I've got me a hot date and I'm making her dinner with my flavorwave oven.

It's time to jerk your own adventure.

something tells me this was not a big dance hall hit.

Why did I waste all that time in college?

You are getting sleepy, very sleepy ... you are now asleep on the subway

The WTF (Snuggie) Blanket

curby pompadore

to celebrate this historic moment in our nathion's history, i am getting a tattoo. i will call it: "FAROBAMAKHANGRIER!"

crapstone == not craplink.

Big high five for spankings.

"she may look clean..."

this band wasn't really aiming for "longevity" when they came up with their concept.

I love the devil because he knows when not to use an apostrophe.

what's up with you?

Ahhh, aliens.

Man gives court the finger (ok, not so much give as cut it off...)

Gamu toys presents the Obama action figure.

Not into your job? iQuit shoves it for you.

Bricklayers in Bangladesh are harder than you.

all you need is some extra long johns and zero self-awareness.

What's going on in this lady's pants!

old tyme catfights were just like modern-day catfights, dudes same old pervs.

racist snack.

What's trong with using your fingers?

Amazing endless assortment of bizarre (and sometimes NSFW) photos.

Backstage Mascot Gang-Up

Wasted Pushups, Acid Edition

i've heard the food in prison is bad, but this is ridiculous.

for when them dogs are barking.

That's not a purple mustache. It's our multimedia logo.

Hey Christian daters! Wake up and smell the G-A-Y

nightmare clothes weaved together from bits of stolen children.

Dave's Top 10 George Bush Moments

You'll be Ascii-ng yourself "dear God, why?"

painful weather report.

Gay Weather Man is no match for Cockroach (thanks zofos!)

first she took his kidney, then she broke his heart

tune out the world. and INTO THE BRAND.

Meet the masters of the website

Storm Troopin'

This is how I find my friends online.

80s flashback to the Wendy's Burger Rap (thanks Ryan)

adventures in customer reviews.

sugar momma.

And the fanboy sobbed, chanting "why won't they make this for real!?" for the entire year and a half he worked on it.

Manualist plays Europe, wait for the wah (thanks Ryan)

Falling out of a chairlift can be kind of embarrassing.

Rip-offs

i am unsure how to answer this question.

Kathy Griffins: "I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth"

Speed dating follies of a pro wrestler

highlights from friend-of-craplinks monkeys for helping:
- fashionable soccer dancing
- southern whites attempt group rap
- the advantures of nite doggie
- crack + robots = awesome