Wednesday, December 31, 2008

adventures in mislabeling.
inappropriate weatherman wants to 69-it.

Friday, December 26, 2008

when you're ready to hunker down to work back at your desk after the holidays.
boob bowl.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

bees on coke, jibber-jabbery, horny douchebags, just like us!
in times of economic crisis, sensible holiday gifts are a must.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Monday, December 22, 2008

adventures in male grooming.
"crazy cat lady" does not begin to approach this. or this.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Ah, remember those days when "crack" was going to destroy life as we knew it?
perfect cupcakes for your office holiday party!
Sexy People

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

now i am ready to bloodthirstily riot as well. good job guys.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

You ready to make some noise? Let me introduce you to the Super Sunday Series, Baptazia.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Not too late to change cooking plans: bacon wrapped turduckin

Monday, November 24, 2008

Saturday, November 15, 2008

i've spent all this time cultivating my real beer belly, when i coulda just strapped one on.
classy stuffing recipe. pickle removed!

Thursday, November 06, 2008

What cho talkin' bout, Mondays?!
feel-good hit of the summer!
back in the day, the band ALL had a homemade one called the trailblazer.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Nicolas Sarcozy impersonator (Canadian comedian) prank calls Gov. Palin

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Friday, October 24, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Saturday, October 18, 2008

wiccan bacon headdress with how-to video.
least threatening threat ever.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Monday, October 13, 2008

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

a new reason to hate the red hot chili peppers.
gotta pick up that spare...

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

i just got to tell ya that...
my buddies growing up used to stockpile whoppers during the dollar-whopper sale and freeze them. this was apparently unnecessary.
curious georges.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Hamster Whip now ready to cruise for hamster sluts. (Thanks Ami!)
a craplinks lesson in driving perspective.
finally i understand hip hop battle lyrics.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

give your undercarriage a little how's-your-father.
ohnotheydidnt: Kermit Bale (thanks Pam)
apparently, jesus is a big lionel richie fan and can't stop dancin' on the ceiling.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

thirsty thursdays. worth it simply for the opening montage.
Watch out TLC, you are about to be unseated...
I'm intrigued, and I want more.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Friday, September 19, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Monday, August 11, 2008

Sunday, August 10, 2008

introducing the hannibal lector shaving apparatus!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

I wonder if he snapped one of Capt. Lou's rubber bands too.
finally, the mystery of my origin is revealed.
truly, the world's greatest dad.
Everyone loves a sock monkey!
Was president of his high school fraternity AND college fraternity.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Sunday, July 13, 2008

jesus rocks, you suck.
faceball.
You are going to fix this. I'm not joking. Your are going to make good on this error. I am warning you, I am totally serious. I have my reputation to consider.

Monday, June 30, 2008

fan hands.
once again, the line is blurred between craplinks and cool hunting.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

whoop that ass. no really, it's ok.