Arab Drift.

So gross... but so good.

SF peeps better rethink their ride to the prom

Feeling loney tonight? So are these dudes: JohnsTV

Skincare products for "The Man of the House" (wording theirs)

Monsters.

the next bruce springsteen she ain't.

We have reached a new milestone in the domestication of cats (Darwin would be shocked)

No smoking? No problem

A waste of military surveillance technology

The lightweight's guide to winning at sumo

the gift that keeps on giving.

This kid will kick your ass.

Polka anyone?

has our beloved craplinks jumped the shark?

grody plush toys.

all i want for christmas.

flying mansquirrels.

This one goes out to my D&D peeps: Lightning Bolt!

Ian MacKaye sells out

40 oz. cozy - good to the last drop

glowing cats!

Join the army?

Kant Attack Ad

Sounds good to me.

"We were talking about sweeps, sweeps... right guys?"

where do you catch the VD subway line?

Lesbros.

Doesn't Deep Roy (From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) look an awful lot like Betty Friedan (The feminist)?

Tubular - in the future we are all lazy fucks

Dancing with myself indeed

I Was Robbed By Two Men (the workout tape)

this is just wrong.

The Modernist Dog House

cuddly pet crap.

Hannakuah Ham!

Binocular Soccer - Hilarious.

It's delicious

newest russian folk sensation.

Here's what the Chinese think of your open source collaborative web site

Mohammed the Bear

more terrible rap! i think i saw this guy in greenpoint yerterday.

new snoop dog. awesome.

treeman. holy crap. wait through the commercial.

lamest blanket. but your hands can roam free to order a pizza!

worst rap ever?

i'm melting. melting.

most useful craplink ever.

poops are more fun in pairs

Pikachu's vagina

Lo-Res Tie

Soap that knows your head from your ASS

Really useless inventions.

squirrel melts.

Cookin with Merrill Howard Kalin (Thanks Seth!)

flatulence control for the holidays

Just another dancing Tokyo stormtrooper

Cold outside? Keep your head and face warm with the Bearded Cap

The perfect craplink: Video of a Kim-Jong-ill video game, based on super mario brothers, in German, with English sub-titles. Its weird. Totally pointless. Only sorta funny. Its in German. Perfect craplink.

Everything should taste like bacon

Can I get a Blonde mic check

Complete Beatles catalog in one hour (thanks Kenneth Goldsmith)

No Full House on the subway.

Want to see tough? Auditions for a Martial Arts Film

You may have seen this bumper sticker before. What if we raise the bar?

Worst boy-band ever

Lightning strikes rap remix lady.

Don't downsize my sausage!

Flying Burning Pianos

Dancing Bird

Remember this? Someone found her journal.

OMG LOL.

Can someone take this off his hands? He doesn't have time for it anymore

Hipster Mutual Fund (Not a joke)

Jimmy Carter, Cat Killer.

Battle of the century.

don't tase me bro, the dance remix.

If you're willing to shoot your SEC football tickets you must really be mad at the coach. Also you're crazy.

I think "icky" is the only word.

What ghosts look like, I guess.

For the truly lonely cat ladies out there.

Smiley Cam - makes everything look edible.

if this works, i quit.

"Illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament" voted UK's most ludicrous law

best web design ever.

designate a driver!

how to eat watermelon. do not miss the montage at the end.

Spaceghost, Tom Yorke, Bjork, oh my

Watch out!

Aboriginal Zorba the Greek

Eddie Izzard does Vader: Dealth by tray.

See that YouTube video of Awesome Party Guy during the party.

wicked nice bracelet.

pet leopard.

Math Clock

i thought "trapped in the closet" was about gay thugs on the d.l., not pie-eating midgets?

me so holy.

The Mitt Romney "provide your own caption" photo contest.

What daddy is going to get his little girl who he wishes was a boy.

James Lipton, Pimp.

Building a church out of Legos in honor of your cat is not weird at all.

Marmaduke is too complicated for me

Van Halen's recent "Jump" disaster (thanks Terry).

A most literal Crap link for the kiddies

Sleep tight my cracker friend.

the secrets of top gun.

Sigur Ros: great at music, terrible at interviews

The "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks

star wars trumpet action. sweet times.

Take a bicycle ride with David Byrn

Excuse me, do you have change for this?

Best. Headline. Ever.

Staying on theme here, who knew that George loved McDonald's so much?

Billboard for McDonalds.

You're gonna get caught.

This actually contains the line, "use the force before intercourse." Star Wars keeps it real, yo!

Shredder!

"best of" Tyra Banks moments as animated gifs ... in anticipation of the ANTM premier!

Actress playing Helen Keller falls off the stage ...not funny, but SO FUNNY

Shut the fuck up, Ann.

Building the Lionel Richie head (thanks Dan)

Bush Gives Horned Hand Beside the Queen of England

lvl 8 ogre mage seeks moon queen or druid (thanks Collin)

Good morning, it's Kiss Wake-up Club!!

No, Mr. President, your other right hand (thanks Danny)

The last level of Super Mario Brothers can be so FRUSTRATING

On your mark, get set, slow down

MS-DOS Upgrade Rap (thanks Collin)

This just in, it is not a horse

Historical marker

Why are Americans idiots? (thanks zofos!)

real gangstas have vines on their curtains

But how many licks to the center? (Thanks Aaron.)

My eyes - the goggles - they do nothing! (Thanks Cornelius.)

Your new girlfriend is wicked smart. (Thanks Ming!)

If the Chuck E. Cheese animatronic dance review was wicked awesome.

World's biggest pool party

Because your dog doesn't suck enough: Wiggles (thanks Ami!)

Finally a suitable throne. (Thanks TimHunting)

Ladies, this is what happens when you don't get married.

I am sick all of these bikinis, why not something wholesome for the beach. (Thanks zofos!)

Chocolate rain. Yup, I said it.

Fucking genius

Your debt is One

Bank of Crap

You don't need a boyfriend if you have the right pillow.

Beavers

japanese skiing

PAC-MAN Plush-Head

Never Gonna Make You Cry

Is it Art or Crap

I can't wait until their work-release so I can catch this live.

The first iPhone, circa 1983

Now Walk It Out (thanks Seth!)

well done, lunch weasel!

And now, a dramatic reading of a breakup letter. (Thanks Josh)

The iPhone ... but will it blend??

The Charles Mingus Cat Toilet Training Program - Mingus was a genius

Jason "Megatron" Burrows

clean is happy

Holy crap!

We can't even make good crap anymore!

My new favorite playmate. It's Crotchy!

Weng Weng, 2'9" fighting crime

If your job requires a briefcase, and you want to get fired

Angel Sword Guitar Plays Iron Maiden Songs, Slays Teen Pop Stars

The retro headset

Human Tetris

Who says the Danish are meek? (thanks Elijah)

Watch

dropping gay bombs on your moms

Radio Promo

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

Hairy girls are HOT

Louis Theroux & The Wrestlers

The Stanford Bikini Girl. Thanks Google.

Jeff, the killer of small animals

Hello Kuato. SNL still kicking out the funniness.

Kids need Japanese beer too

disgruntled sporting goods employee goes the extra mile

Paula Abdul gets medicated to the tits

Alfonso Ribeiro's Breakin' and Poppin'

Portraits of the hair-dos of Star Wars

When I win the super bowl, I want to go to Fake Chinese Disneyland!!

get everything you need at the Sex Machine

Ya Hear About This Spider-Man Movie?

I am not sure what the hell this is but the baby pictures are amazing.

Your Turn: Wacky torture video they made me watch at jury duty

Forbes: Your number one resource for Weed

This is AMAZING: Drunk Hasselhoff

this kid rocks the mario bros with his eyes closed

Topless girls employed to slow down traffic in Denmark

Longest mustache EVER

How do you like your toast? With your face on it?

Free Goldman Sachs Tees

Hotdoll, for dogs

best facecake ever

man cuts off penis in restaurant

Hail Vagina Power!!!

remember this? The ooze soaker commercial, FLIPPED!

Dress casual around clinton

Will Ferrel has trouble with his Landlord

feast your eyes on the new design for the US Passport.

Boom Box in a Bag

Hey San Diego, what do you think of this ?

Israeli snake massage

Lejo, the finger puppet DJ

Scuba diving cat

interesting AIDS awareness campaign (French). And another.

Chewbacca plays ball

Macs, Gay

Keith Richards: "My survival is the result of luck"

I flip out Huckabee's

nerds in disguise (human transformers)

Kermit sinks to all-time low

Arnold shares his deepest feelings

Rosie lays the smack DOWN

Immigration: The Human Cost

John McCain reverses his position on gay marriage

Fuck You and Your H2 (official site)

And the Toilet Paper Wedding Contest winners are...

The Philadelphia Video Game Diet

homework answers you never had the balls to submit

Next time you are in Austria, make you spend sometime in jail.

herring in a can, Russian style

hello BIG BROTHER

The rules of office romance

trying to call erica's bluff: The heart-stopping joy of bacon-wrapped, cheese-filled, battered and fried hot dogs

learn how to drink dung water ... when in dire need of hydration.

Gift idea.

Peter Pan's Fashion Pages

Squirrel Catapult! A little bit mean, a little bit awesome.

Robotic poop system

Well hello to you! Learn about fashion and style.

How hot dogs are made

get your vampire grill

Drag Attack!

Charging moose brings down hovering helicopter

The next big thing in graffiti: Printable Cold Sores

Was the Death Star attack an inside job? The parallels with 911 are staggering.

How to crap properly

Do you spank your cat?

Even Mario couldn't rock this flute any harder.

Ultimate Britney Spears Experience!!!! Her hair and a bunch of other crap.

canadian poll on bilingualism takes an unexpected turn

greatest prank ever?

Pamela Anderson ain't got nothing on Boobzilla

DANZA!

Wolf Urine Lure, 100% All Natural

Peanut butter's hidden message

Chewbacca fracas (Thanks Aidas)

This is what a mouthful of crabs would sound like

Worst Burglar Ever

Cats listening to different kinds of music. The last one is the best.

Is this what they mean when they say Bridezilla?

Schoolyard penis seen from space

God hates a fag. la la la

Did we really need to see these Rachael Ray photos?

This just in...

latin american music video

Where were these girls when I was in high school.

Hand me that dog turd stat!

It's just like a mini mall

Yahoo! Answers comes through again!

HOT BITCHES BEWARE

Ok, this craplink needs a bit of context. Second Life is a 3D virtual world that you get create whatever you want and interact with other freaks via the internet. Someone found a way to hook up the currency inside Second Life to real cash so you can buy real estate or whatever you want; spending got a bit out of control and Anshe Chung became the first millionaire as a result. Nerds everywhere were pumped and Cnet decided to interview Chung inside Second Life. Remember, this is a world completely tailored by freaks, so of course, mayhem ensued. This is a remix of what happened but you get the point. This is why I love the internet!

russia. vodka. vomit.

Spiders On Drugs

Box in a Box.

A quick reminder for all those who forgot how to be awesome: CSI Miami

Happy New Years, crapfolk. Here's Hasselhoff