Avast! Ye skalliwags best mark yer datelog with this 'ere. This fine day beith just a shallow o'er the horizon, the 19th of September. Ay, you heard it here first.

Fundamentals of Android Philosophy

Atari Belt Buckle

Listen lady, there are no more fucking postcards!

Map

Ali G was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson's bodyguards - after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs' wedding.

Our baser competition.

Everyone hates Tony Little.

Learn to fold your T-shirts with Japanese Effeciency!

Giant Catfish found and the villagers fucking ate it!

Read the review.

Chickens

meet the Softmuffin

I have no girlfriend and television bores me.

Nobody would have been hurt if they just gave away Dells.

the catsup crapper

USA Today like graphic explaining reason for Novak's eruption.

Novak's rock star antics.

A Tasteful Commemoration.

here, here, Dog Poop Girl as a martyr, let's publicly shame everyone else who ignores their dog's booby-trap planting tactics.

Infinite craplink

Mercedes

Unfettered access to powerful technology is not necessarily a positive development in human culture.
(Watch the video.)

Mac user, you know you want the MegaManEffect

Stuff On My Cat

Down goes Fraiser! The Kels takes a fall. (thanks Zoe)

super slow-mo clips